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While they are sleeping . . .

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No, no. They need to be awake to see what they are missing only to just lose it again.

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Sleeping, wake up, eye sight, boom gone, nooooooo, all I saw was dark!

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I think I saw some doctor on YouTube explaining that most blind people don’t see pure black. They have varying levels of sight that count as being legally blind due to cataracts or something else.

Don’t get me wrong, the relief they feel for that 30 seconds for their disabilities to come back still fits in with the spirit of this meme.

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This is probably more aimed towards the people that are born or go completely blind later in life

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Completely blind later is very much worse IMO.

Knowing what you’re missing, and being able to do nothing about it, really sucks, especially full blindness, not just legally blind.

Don’t get me wrong, legally blind (just seeing shapes and stuff) still sucks, it’s just hard to compare to full blindness.

I say this as my brother’s medical situation is slowly causing his retina to detach which will lead to full blindness. He’s a graphic designer by education. It’s cruel. He’s not quite legally blind yet, he can still drive in good conditions, but it’s degenerative and getting worse, and will not get better, only worse. The only treatment is to slow the deterioration, nothing will prevent or reverse it.

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I’m sorry to hear that. That really sucks.

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I don’t know the breakdown of the statistics, but yeah there are different kinds and levels of blindness. Blindness can be due to physical damage to the lense, retina, optic nerve, or the visual processing area of the brain. It can be due to clouded lenses like cataracts. It can be due to malformations of the retina, non-functioning cones/rods, or shape of the lens or eyeball itself. Some of those lead to total blindness, but lead to varying degrees of vision impairment, up to and including legal blindness. Some of those can be corrected for with glasses, contacts, surgery or even electronic neural interfaces in some cases. Some are just permanent and can’t be improved.

The kind of blindness I find most interesting is when the eyes and optic nerve function normally, but the party of the brain that processes vision just doesn’t function for various reason, but the part of the brain that processes spatial awareness does still function. Those people have no sight at all, but they are still able to perceive objects and space around them and, for example, avoid obstacles when walking, despite but being able to see the obstacles in a visual sense.

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Honestly like 6 hours would be way more cruel.

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Everyone can hear from one dead loved one, but they can only describe the pain they felt while dying.

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You get 24 hours with the one individual who would be the absolute best romantic match for you. Physically. Emotionally. Spiritually. It ends just before you put it in.

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Jokes on you, I’d never find the courage anyway, so we’d live happily ever after

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No courage necessary. The connection is so natural that everything just flows organically. It feels like mind reading.

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24 hours and you don’t exchange contact info?

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2 points

It’s a Quantum Leap-type deal.

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Bro what a waste of a wish haah

If it were an evil genie it would include you as well because you didn’t specify what type of “blindness” you were talking about, so the genie would make you super aware of everything you are not aware of, or blind, and if you don’t go mad from the Revelation, you’d probably go on living, knowing that there is a reality beyond the one you perceive daily, and fall in utter despair. Your only relief would be that you are not alone now, as the rest of humanity shares your same fate.

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good thing i have two more wishes, and that the dumb genie just granted me all the knowledge and enlightenment i need to avoid having them backfire

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Horse wiener

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You’ve forgotten it all. Only a vague shadow remains, an awareness it’s out there, but permanently closed off to you. Enough for lifelong dissatisfaction, but not enough to gain real useful insight.

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i was granted the wisdom to wish quickly within the 30 seconds

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Oh, so business as usual in my real life, then.

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Why did I wait the full 30 seconds to make my next wish? Once I had the full realization of the cosmos in my mind, it’s time to make a better wish #2.

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