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Okay I’ll ask, how come dogs got sex robots before us?

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Because doggos deserve better than us assholes do.

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Robot species and genders are a social construct. Nothing stop you from having sex with it, it isn’t illegal yet. Dogs were just the first to realize they could.

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But I don’t want to fuck a dog robot

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Bruh do you want to fuck C-3PO?

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See that’s on you

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With the right attitude, any robot’s a sexbot.

…and my robot vacuum’s looking mighty fine right now.

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There’s no law saying you can’t fuck the robodog. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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They said we’d have jetpacks and flying cars, and all we got was this dog fucking a robot. I’m calling bullshit.

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In Night City, you can be cum

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What can I say? It’s a dog ride dog world

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First there was manpig now robodog = algore said that just trust me bro

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Uhm actually it’s manbearpig, and I don’t get why you aren’t serial about it.

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OMIGOD Manbearpig killed kenny. You bastards

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