they wait until you’re fast asleep and then they take your pee and use it to power their vampire technology i heard they use their piss tech to make you into one of them and now i cant sleep oh god dont let them take my piss
That sounds pretty dope actually. Pissula sneaking into my room, stealing my piss so I don’t have to get up at 3 AM to piss.
10 points
Folks dirt owl is on a shitposting rampage right now so you know this one is real
The human body is on average 60% water. With training and the proper muscle technique, you can get that up to 70-80%. Don’t let those vampires get even a drop.
4 points
they use their piss tech to make you into one of them
Are you absolutely sure this didn’t happen to you already months ago ?
3 points
