54 points

I mean, if your ethics are for sale, just skip to the end and work for Meta so you can get dat 200k new grad comp package.

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Companies with ongoing military contracts may be much more lucrative in the long run.

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The pay is shit or at most on par compared to tons of web dev jobs in e commerce etc. I make more aligning divs than my friends in aerospace and defense who are leveraging their advanced degrees. Abandoning your morals hardly even pays ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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To be fair, aligning divs was historically a labor intensive process. Damn kids with their flexbox don’t even know…

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Companies, yes. Employees, no.

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Is meta looking to hire a bunch of MechEs?

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This would be more in the realm of CS

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I applied to LockMart and they rejected me :(

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For the last time, a picture of yourself riding a missile naked is not a job application. We are also seriously concerned about how you were able to obtain a missile in the first place.

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We are also seriously concerned about how you were able to obtain a missile in the first place.

Prior work experience

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Same here. Rejoice! For we have been saved from the MIC.

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Most fresh grads just want to make enough of a living wage to one day afford a house. Morals can be fucking expensive.

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It very very much depends on the country you’re from. In Ukraine a better slogan would probably be “my moral compass led me to Lockheed Martin”

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Some people would do much worse for even less…. Xd

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I saw a video about some incompetent, alcoholic spy the CIA hired that sold state secrets to the KGB that got 12 of his fellow agents killed all for the incredible sum of $25,000.

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Late 80’s/early 90’s.

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You just made me remember to download my Inflation calculator, thanks!

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