“this simple meal only requires about 5 minutes of prep work”
Proceeds* to list off atleast half an hours worth of shit to do prior to cooking
This is my kind of simple.
Y’all ever try the dream omelette? https://youtu.be/sg0nYhUB7CA?si=bqP9SB2Rh8Xm4Gg-
Step 1: Unwrap processed cheese slice and put in mouth. Repeat as necessary.
You’re spending time unwrapping? I refuse to buy the individually wrapped ones because that’s way too much work.
I like the plastic wrapped shits after.
Nice, clean and doesn’t leave poop ghosts in the toilet.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TMR8a8nCM4c&pp=ygUYc2ltcHNvbnMgYW1lcmljYW4gY2hlZXNl
I’d say my lazy meal is a Maple Bulgogi Raymeon
[Camera fade in on a full-body shot of me standing in my kitchen, my hands tented smartly in front of me.]
Hi everyone, welcome back to my food channel. You don’t want to cook a full balanced meal every night, sometimes you just want something quick! So today I wanted to show everyone my go-to lazy meal.
[I rip open a bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips with my teeth and just start pouring them vertically into my mouth. Many of the chocolate chips do not go into my mouth, they just fall straight down, bouncing off the floor and out of frame. Some get caught in the folds of my clothing, occasionally rolling off onto the floor and bouncing out of frame. Most unsettling are the ones that fall into my mouth and then are carried out again by their own chaotic momentum, covered in microscopic flecks of my saliva, sticking to my shirt or splattering on the floor.]
[This continues for much longer than you’d think, as I empty the entire 1-pound bag without stopping.]
[I release the empty plastic bag, which drifts to the floor. The camera zooms in on my eyes, where tears are just starting to be visible. Fade out.]
Y’all are way too productive…
And lazy doesn’t necessarily mean quick either. Frozen pizza has gotta be the real winner here.
let it cool a bit and fold it over. eat it like a big sammich. don’t even have to dirty the pizza cutter.
I’m not sure I know how to cook anything that doesn’t start with a chopped onion.
After it gets translucent, add a knife-tip’s worth of minced garlic from the jar… Some salt and pepper.
From there you’re making anything from soup to pasta to breakfast to Mexican, Asian, Italian…
Better yet, mince a couple fresh cloves with one of those garlic smasher things
I think this person is upset that other people are less lazy about cooking in general than he is
Not really, he is just explaining that some veggies add a lot of taste for very little effort. People watch cooking programmes and think that you have to spend an hour cutting stuff up to make it worthwhile. Or that you have to spend a fortune on herbs to make it taste nice. When the reality is that just adding a single vegetable can do wonders for the taste. Onions are just the most versatile and one of the quickest to prep/cook.
Grilled cheese, chicken and/or cheese quesadilla, butter-noodles, tomato soup, hot dogs / brats, etc.
