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Can’t say I blame her. I still haven’t forgiven my mother for burning my Grill Cheese.

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I burned like 6 grilled cheeses the other day… Fuck induction stoves man. Damned thing goes from barely warm to nuclear reactor if you blink at it the wrong way.

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This is why Jesus invented the toaster oven for us, my son.

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If you’re not used to cooking with induction it’s a bit of a learning curve. It gets warm very quickly so your timings are different. I burnt a ton of food learning to cook with induction, but once you get the hang of it, it’s super convenient.

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I think I need some cast iron or something, the element cycle on and off, and we got aluminum pans. I got a cast iron griddle that spans two of the like elements in back and it works perfect.

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How did a one-year-old remember that?

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Probably tweeted years ago.

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It’s no longer funny if it’s just a kid remembering something for a few months, which is completely normal.

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Well, I mean, it’s still funny.

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You’re correct. The tweet is from March 3rd 2021.

https://twitter.com/toddedillard/status/1367238365448450051?t=kNRvLo8esiTbz2MqCtiPyw&s=19

The author has a Mastodon account: https://mastodon.sdf.org/@toddedillard

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At least my kid remembers quite a few things from that time. She sometimes goes “remember when I was crying so much…” following by an increasingly detailed description of a situation until I do remember. And then she tells me what the issue was back then, which she didn’t have the ability to explain yet back then.

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Is her last name Atreides, by any chance?

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This meme is probably from 2013.

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I once completely burned a tortilla trying to make a quesadilla

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I’ve burnt the fuck out of a tortilla in the broiler, it’s true

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The grudge.

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Watch “the chef”. If you burn a quesadilla don’t serve it.

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I think you refer to the movie “Chef” where the kid tried to serve a burned Cubano (Cuban sandwich)?

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