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Why don’t they have Wi-Fi in Church?

!They don’t want to compete with an invisible power that actually does something!<

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The power of zing compels you

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Hi there, just dropping in to say that caffeine is more dangerous than cannabis

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Anti-weed Puritans trying to find ways weed is actually harmful

Harry J. Anslinger looking up from hell

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The weed drug trade only exists because of the legal status of weed. Nixon is ultimately responsible for everyone killed because of it.

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This might be the most Lemmybrained reductionist take I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot

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Cannabis has been associated in fatalities in countries where it’s completely legal.

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Depends if you factor in all the decisions that people have made using caffeine to keep them awake, that they wouldn’t have made if they had just gone back to bed.

But you won’t be counting them because it fucks your arguement, despite using it for weed.

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Yeah pretty much, hard to compare them because they cause problems in different ways. Under 100 deaths per year for caffeine overdose, cannabis is associated with more fatalities but not in a causal way. Caffeine isn’t a workplace safety issue and doesn’t harm judgement, cannabis has very measurable negative effects on cognition. Cannabis is, by no virtue of itself, associated with violence that comes with the black market.

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I use cannabis about once a week. There is a guy at work that I won’t work near because he comes into work high and I don’t want to be injured when he screws up, again.

Go ahead and get stoned, in your home, at night, when you can’t do anything stupid that hurts someone.

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Caffeine isn’t a workplace safety issue and doesn’t harm judgement

Funny enough my old workplace had to start going in and taking the coffee maker around 11am because too many people were overdoing their coffee and ending up jittery and anxiety ridden in the short term (making mistakes) and then exhausted to the point of almost falling asleep near the end of work (more mistakes)

Meanwhile my high ass was on a constant 7 speed the entire day (this was in an office so the worst I could do would have been to pay someone the wrong amount of money, which never happened)

Though tbh neither is realistically that bad for you unless you’re going overboard, which is kinda the case for most things in life

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Meth is more dangerous than caffeine

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Except Panera’s not even in the same league when it comes to completely unnecessary deaths… religion/ church has millennia & millions up on Panera.

Edit: Panera also has far less sweaty-palmed, Father Feelgood kiddie-diddling accusations as well.

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Let them cook

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Not to mention the diddlin’ of kids

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Panera’s doing their best! It’s hard to compete when the other guy has a head start that spans basically all of recorded history

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To be fair though, church is many times more deadly and 0% delicious 🤷

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Oh they can be delicious alright…

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Ok but I’m still not going to church

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