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True, but turtles can’t go surfing.

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You tell that to Crush and Squirt from Finding Nemo, dude!

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Turtles can surf like a MFer, what you talking about?

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Their armor makes a handy bowl to eat turtle soup out of for a human.

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Checkmate, christians!

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β€œUhh… Something something about an inordinate fondness for beetles.”

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