204 points

Even better, when they film vertically, and then encode it to widescreen. Ensuring that no matter how you view it on a phone it’s microscopic.

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This is the only thing i really hate. I don’t give a shit about vertical anymore. We lost that battle.

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I love it when it’s a phone recording of a landscape 16:9 video playing with the phone in vertical orientation and huge black bars above and below. Then I can view this on my 21:9 monitor with extreme black bars on the sides and a teeny-tiny picture in the middle.

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Omg I really really hate this with a passion

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2 points

Just like my penis

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2 points

It’s encoded in widescreen but is microscopic?

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189 points

I still mock them

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57 points

Same. I will die on this hill. Vertical video sucks!

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3 points

My grandmas funeral was filmed in vertical video you piece of shit

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4 points

This is a good joke and it’s wooshed by eight people already.

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But like… my screen is veritical.

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6 points

what would happen if you turned it sideways

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😂😂 right, right…

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Sure grandma… Watch your step

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My pro move is too change halfway in the same clip so at some point the orientation is just wrong no matter what you do. I also do diagonal shots.

I’m not allowed to film anymore.

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47 points

Diagonal is the compromise solution.

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52 points

Call it a dutch angle, and suddenly you’re a cinematographer

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19 points

I film upside down and call it the Australian angle.

Then I film this joke and call it the dead horse angle.

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5 points

If you do a dutch oven with a dutch angle are you Dutch ^2 ?

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0 points

San Francisco angle

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Most of Battlefield Earth is shot diagonally and no one has complained about that fine film

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Legitimately I do think being kind of, orientation agnostic, seems like a decent idea. I’ve seen it done well before in things like webtoons, where the sort of “line of action”, as it were, can benefit from bouncing from one side of the screen to the other, and where a variety of composition techniques can make a shot look more interesting and be properly readable in either viewing orientation. I think a conflict kind of naturally comes about when you’re just wanting to shoot everything to be completely in line with the floor so it’s easily parsed by the viewer, which is understandable, but kind of limits how interesting and efficient you can make your shots.

Also, somebody needs to make some popsockets that actually work, so holding your phone horizontally for more than five minutes doesn’t suck garbage doo doo.

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I unironically wish that modern videos could change FPS, aspect ratio, and resolution on the fly. There’s way too many cases where having a 16:9 section of a video followed by a cinematic section is useful, and black bars are an awful way of transitioning between the two. Same can be said for vertical and horizontal ratios in the same video.

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we might get there with AI and maybe some auto-editing recutting software at some point (or just with fancuts, if IP law ever gets better), where the aspect ratio can be redone for a specific cut of the film, but I don’t think it’s ever gonna get to the point where you’d be better off watching something on a 16:9 monitor if it was meant for 4:3, unless you’re really dead set on redoing all the shot composition so everything isn’t confined endlessly to the center of the screen.

realistically our best bet would’ve been to just film everything in the same aspect ratio, which I thought would be the case after we all collectively decided to fuck ourselves, and very slowly migrate from 4:3 and your other postage stamp aspect ratios, to 16:9, over the course of like 50 years and over the course of different mediums. but apparently we can’t have that, and we just have to get increasingly longer and longer aspect ratios because phone manufacturers suck. it’s been like a century and change since we started filming stuff and everyone still just treats it like pictures on a camera, where it’s all up to uncompromising artistic integrity.

hate that shit.

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I still do. Phones can be turned to view it either way. Screens can’t. I’m not gonna ask my bud to get up and rotate his living room TV 90 degrees so we can look at my vacation photos. Plus, until we learn to levitate with our minds, the plane humans interact is and will presumably remain much, much wider than it is tall, so landscape captures more of it.

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Yup. It’s a shame the camera lense can’t like rotate or something, phones are much easier to hold vertically.

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11 points

They’re just as easy to hold either way though.

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The weight is more evenly distributed if you hold it vertically. I still hold it horizontally though.

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I find it too difficult to take a picture or video landscape one handed compared to portrait

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Ehhhhh no that’s obviously wrong.

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I suspect that the sensor has the same dimensions, roughly, as the phone itself. Putting in a square one would probably cost more. Not saying that either way is right, just that that’s probably the reason.

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Lenses are circular, so the most cost effective would be a square sensor and square picture. I don’t actually know what modern sensors are though.

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Fixed it

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This pains me so. Great job.

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8 points

The hero we needed

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