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Twitter post by Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman): Linux is the only major operating system to support diagonal mode (credit [Twitter] @xssfox). Image shows an untrawide monitor rotated about 45 degrees, with a horizontal IDE window taking up a bottom triangle. A web browser and settings menu above it are organized creating a window shape almost like a stepped pyramid.

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Another funny concept

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165 points

Hmm yes, web dev horrors beyond my comprehension!

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38 points

That, right there, is a perfect example of why folks need to stop trying to shoehorn web apps everywhere they don’t belong. It’s a use-case for a proper native mobile app if ever there was one.

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27 points

even if it’s just mobile

you already have to handle landscape/portrait mode

now imagine having to handle angled

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10 points

Yeah, but I don’t want to have an app on my phone for a store I go to once. I don’t give a fuck if the page is ugly.

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7 points

Huh? How’s this an example of web apps being bad?

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shoehorn web apps everywhere they don’t belong

Who is doing that? In my experience, “web apps” are on the web or occasionally on desktop and are fine. Slack for example, is a fabulous desktop app and has used web tech from day one to great success

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This could totally be adapted into a game for a very interesting immersive experience. Imagine entire worlds of gameplay that adapted to the orientation of your viewport.

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44 points

Why does this low key feel like something I would actually want to use

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Yeah, I actually miss this sometimes, when I’m lounging in some weird position. The question is how much the keyboard would suck.

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3 points

Like all of it.

I’d be awkward to hold at that angle.

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Because you are not immune to propaganda.

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14 points

The diagonal agenda is coming for your kids!!!

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6 points

I hear that anti-geometrists are trying to get the pythagorean theorem banned in schools now.

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6 points

ah yes, i’ve been propagandized into… wanting my phone to have a diagonal mode

there are very few things more politically neutral than this.

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Congratulations. In almost 30 years, this is the first thing that finally made me want to throw my phone when I saw it.

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Smart phones haven’t existed for 30 years…

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2 points

I’ve had cell phones for 30 years. Never mentioned anything about them being smart the whole time.

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5 points

Well now i wanna use it(probably works in linix phone?)

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Linux phones aren’t supported because it’s an Xorg feature. Usually Linux phones use Wayland for the better (touch) experience. If someone wanted to they could implement it on a Wayland compositor, but given that no other OS I know of supports diagonal mode, I wouldn’t hold my breath.

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I almost want it

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Honestly though, I have an iPhone SE and holding it diagonally like that is pretty comfy. Could actually be on to something here.

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Not familiar with an iPhone SE, assuming it’s a smallish phone?

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Yes, more reasonably sized like iPhones used to be around the 6-7 generations.

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60 points

They put touchscreens on doorstops now? /s

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65 points

Java truly runs on everything.

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25 points

Embrace the power of the pyramid.

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2 points

Ackchuwally, that’s a prism 🙃

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1 point

ackshuaelly, it says ‘pyramid’ right there

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Unleash the power of the pyramid!

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154 points

BRB, sticking microcontrollers to the back of my monitors so I can use their accelerometers to report the orientations in real time…

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68 points

I would love it so much if xrandr was able to keep up with that and didn’t blink for 3 seconds every time you changed orientation

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17 points

Maybe a custom Wayland compositor could keep up

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98 points

Now we need triangular windows that reshape in real time when you spin the monitor.

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75 points

All of the screen elements should settle like sand in an hour glass, but using voxel physics in real time.

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17 points

That’s would be brilliant. I’m guessing the monitor stands aren’t up for the extra usage they’ll get, though…

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2 points

Well monitor stands need to keep up

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If we can make windows that can reshape themselves to a shape-shifting 4D monitor, Rami-chan will finally be able to run Linux.

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Linux is the only major operating system to support diagonal mode

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I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

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No, Richard, it’s ‘Linux’, not ‘GNU/Linux’. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation.

Following are some reasons for you to mull over, including some already answered in your FAQ.

One guy, Linus Torvalds, used GCC to make his operating system (yes, Linux is an OS – more on this later). He named it ‘Linux’ with a little help from his friends. Why doesn’t he call it GNU/Linux? Because he wrote it, with more help from his friends, not you. You named your stuff, I named my stuff – including the software I wrote using GCC – and Linus named his stuff. The proper name is Linux because Linus Torvalds says so. Linus has spoken. Accept his authority. To do otherwise is to become a nag. You don’t want to be known as a nag, do you?

(An operating system) != (a distribution). Linux is an operating system. By my definition, an operating system is that software which provides and limits access to hardware resources on a computer. That definition applies whereever you see Linux in use. However, Linux is usually distributed with a collection of utilities and applications to make it easily configurable as a desktop system, a server, a development box, or a graphics workstation, or whatever the user needs. In such a configuration, we have a Linux (based) distribution. Therein lies your strongest argument for the unwieldy title ‘GNU/Linux’ (when said bundled software is largely from the FSF). Go bug the distribution makers on that one. Take your beef to Red Hat, Mandrake, and Slackware. At least there you have an argument. Linux alone is an operating system that can be used in various applications without any GNU software whatsoever. Embedded applications come to mind as an obvious example.

Next, even if we limit the GNU/Linux title to the GNU-based Linux distributions, we run into another obvious problem. XFree86 may well be more important to a particular Linux installation than the sum of all the GNU contributions. More properly, shouldn’t the distribution be called XFree86/Linux? Or, at a minimum, XFree86/GNU/Linux? Of course, it would be rather arbitrary to draw the line there when many other fine contributions go unlisted. Yes, I know you’ve heard this one before. Get used to it. You’ll keep hearing it until you can cleanly counter it.

You seem to like the lines-of-code metric. There are many lines of GNU code in a typical Linux distribution. You seem to suggest that (more LOC) == (more important). However, I submit to you that raw LOC numbers do not directly correlate with importance. I would suggest that clock cycles spent on code is a better metric. For example, if my system spends 90% of its time executing XFree86 code, XFree86 is probably the single most important collection of code on my system. Even if I loaded ten times as many lines of useless bloatware on my system and I never excuted that bloatware, it certainly isn’t more important code than XFree86. Obviously, this metric isn’t perfect either, but LOC really, really sucks. Please refrain from using it ever again in supporting any argument.

Last, I’d like to point out that we Linux and GNU users shouldn’t be fighting among ourselves over naming other people’s software. But what the heck, I’m in a bad mood now. I think I’m feeling sufficiently obnoxious to make the point that GCC is so very famous and, yes, so very useful only because Linux was developed. In a show of proper respect and gratitude, shouldn’t you and everyone refer to GCC as ‘the Linux compiler’? Or at least, ‘Linux GCC’? Seriously, where would your masterpiece be without Linux? Languishing with the HURD?

If there is a moral buried in this rant, maybe it is this:
Be grateful for your abilities and your incredible success and your considerable fame. Continue to use that success and fame for good, not evil. Also, be especially grateful for Linux’ huge contribution to that success. You, RMS, the Free Software Foundation, and GNU software have reached their current high profiles largely on the back of Linux. You have changed the world. Now, go forth and don’t be a nag.

Thanks for listening.

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No, Richard, it’s ‘Linux’, not ‘GNU/Linux’…GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation.

Are you implying that this user is the real Richard Stallman? If that’s true, this thread just got 100x more hilarious.

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The proper name is Linux because Linus Torvalds says so. Linus has spoken. Accept his authority.

This ain’t a bdsm club, so this is a bad argument.

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Don’t feed the trolls.

I’m pretty sure everyone here understands both sides of the argument, but just don’t concider it important enough to change their vocabulary.

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21 points

You can have a Linux distro without GNU -Alpine Linux is a popular example

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11 points

You can have a GNU distro without Linux - Debian GNU/Hurd and Debian GNU/kFreeBSD are popular examples

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And nobody calls that GNU/Linux.

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I’ve been using it for more than 20 years, but I still love when someone pulls the GNU/Linux card.

To me it feels like reading an old plaque in Latin. It reminds me of an important past that shouldn’t be forgotten.

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Christians quote the bible, Muslims quote the Quran and we have our own set of sacred texts.

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That’s LiGNUx for short.

pronunciation? uhhh…

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6 points

Lignu balls

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That’s a pretty relevant take in this context. Thank you!

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2 points

Haven’t seen this copy pasta in a few months. Great stuff…

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So, GNU is GNU is Not Unix, but now it’s not Linux either?

GNUOL ?

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Where is this from?

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