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I have ate like shit for a few days

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Very relatable

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Pro tip, all it takes for chicken noodle soup is 1 can of carrots, 1 tin of canned chicken, a chopped stalk of celery, a chopped onion, some egg noodles, and 2 containers of chicken stock. Add a pad of butter, the celery, and onion to the pot and cook until translucent. Add the stock, drain and add the canned ingredients. Season with salt, pepper, basil, and oregano to taste. Simmer for roughly 15-20 minutes.

for the grilled cheese you obviously want to have with the soup: grab some gouda and havarti cheese, and coat one side of each piece of bread with a thin layer of mayo. Toast each side on a pan with the mayo side out until browned to desired color

ETA: forgot the onion, and made it a legit recipe someone could follow

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Jesus Christ just use tinned celery too at that point

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I’ve never seen canned celery, but I imagine that it would be far too mushy for chicken noodle soup. Besides, this is the quick and dirty version of the soup, since it takes a minute to chop the celery and then all that’s left is letting it simmer for 20 minutes. Obviously it tastes much better with fresh ingredients

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At that point, a can of Progresso would probably taste better.

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might as well just get a canned soup

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Right? Less fuss and it’ll actually be edible.

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In my home, all it takes for chicken noodle soup is a can opener.

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Well, if there’s a week to let yourself go it’s this one!

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I had BJ’s (the restaurant) this week… It was so nasty I have also forgotten good food. It wasn’t cheap, either…

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