Ripping off a post I just saw in the Isaac Arthur subreddit. Imagining we work out the technical ability. Examples they suggested were:

  • No periods
  • No balding
  • No nausea
  • No body odor
  • Resistance to obesity and muscle wasting
104 points

Redesign the spine for vertical use. Don’t put the eating and breathing tubes on either side of the same flap.

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30 points

We should have tons of little breathing holes all over.

Imagine if no one snored?

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While you can create spiracles that repel polar substances like water, you cannot protect them against surfactant like soap. No more showers unless you want to drown.

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5 points

So you’re saying I can kill a fly with some soap spray.

Wasps too? Those fuckers.

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8 points

Never mind snoring, imagine how bad a cold would be!

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6 points

Yeah but we would have probably made weird body suits to deal with that by now if it were that big a deal.

We’re really, really bad at preventing problems, but were the best problem solvers we’ve ever found.

Seems just about every other animal is great at preventing problems. We’re the opposite.

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5 points

So we’d have to be naked to breath at full capacity?

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Not necessarily. I’m far from sold on the idea, but lungs are able to take in enough oxygen to hyperventilate easily, clothes would reduce the maximum air intake to some extent, but from l full capacity would be max you need to breathe to max out your muscles - everything past that would be excess capacity

If we’re going for redundancy and throughput, clothes probably would be more useful as a filter than being a limiter (and filtration is why I’m not on board with this design)

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10 points

Yes, food hole and air hole should be separate

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7 points

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88 points

Ability to regrow lost teeth

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*if teeth are in a regular position.

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18 points

Just as long as I don’t grow my wisdom teeth back. I don’t want to have to have those removed again.

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11 points

How about repeated full replacement every 5-10 years?

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8 points

I love the idea of adults with loose teeth as their tenth set of teeth comes in.

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14 points

Sorry my performance has been below average lately, boss, I’m just getting my 8th set of teeth.

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3 points

Door-string sale in aisle 8. Shoppers, stock up!

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3 points

I don’t know. That could become tiresome.

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2 points

Had one lower molar pulled recently 🥹

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70 points

Body hair is now opt-in

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28 points

Location specific.

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34 points

I wanna be a chewbacca.

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8 points

Yes! With the ability change your mind please!

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68 points

Ability to go to sleep when sleep should be gone to.

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Or the ability to forgo sleep indefinitely. I’ve got too much shit I want to do and too little time.

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32 points

Let’s apply RPG sleep rules.

You can go for weeks without sleep, but when you do sleep, you awaken fully healed.

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14 points

Got a feeling this would lead to 16 hour work days. And fuuuuuuuck that.

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1 point

Nothing beats the feeling of waking up after a good sleep.

How about, you only need naps and you always wake up feeling refreshed.

AND ONLY DREAM ABOUT PUPPIES AND SUNSHINE!

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RFC, pull request to add git.

Reasoning: Having a built-in versioning system would allow humans to rollback roll back undesirable changes and advancements could be made more easily

please comment or downvote if this is a bad idea

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Bug ticket: you wanted ‘roll back’, there, two words.

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much appreciated +1,
fixed the PR

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