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Did someone really post this? In 2024?

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yeah, I thought we killed satire years ago!

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The goal posts keep getting moved so much that it’s a whole different sport, but some still manage to score.

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Satire is alive and kicking

/s

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14 points

Sure you are man. Sure you are. You know I thought I also experienced sexual attraction until I realized my own mother was correct that I am asexual. Welcome to the alphabet mafia (LGBTQ+ community)

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12 points

I CHOOSE to drink!

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And I can stop anytime I want to, I’m telling you! (bawls: I’m straight, I promise you I’m so straight…)

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8 points

Reminds me of that old post about how someone hated weed because it made them want to suck their friend’s dick

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2 points

Find me this post please :D

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1 point

LOLZ! :-D

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That man is a gay homosexual.

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35 points

I mean yeah, he likes to have dudes suck his dick, but that doesn’t make him gay, the guys sucking him are gay, duh.

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20 points

Beat the guy afterwards for being a dirty homo. That way nobody will think you’re gay.

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9 points

it’s okay if you suck a little dick, as long as you don’t kiss him on the lips it’s fine.

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5 points

Or if it’s just a prank between bros

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