TIL therapists diagnose your sexuality.
*guy walks in the room*
Therapist: *writes GAY in their notebook, underlines it*
Mine diagnosed me as being sexually attracted to therapists. I told them that’s not a sexuality and to continue analyzing me…
I mean yeah, he likes to have dudes suck his dick, but that doesn’t make him gay, the guys sucking him are gay, duh.
Beat the guy afterwards for being a dirty homo. That way nobody will think you’re gay.
it’s okay if you suck a little dick, as long as you don’t kiss him on the lips it’s fine.
I think he’s the straightest of them all. He’s straight. He. Is. Straight.
Straight.
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Straight.
He’s so straight (how straight is he?) - why he’s so straight that he manages to like women, even though… oh uh I mean yeah he’s straight! :-P
He’s so straight he doesn’t like anything with curves! Boobies? Nope. Pussy, not straight enough!
Booty? Dudes got straight, flat booty, not bad not bad. Dick? Straight as an arrow, my kinda body part!
Not gay just OCD for straight things and he just for some reason can’t shake the need to put them in his mouth.
Lol unrelated to this dude’s issue, I wish I could just go to a therapist and vent, because I can’t express myself like that to anyone in my life, I’m expected to be a supporter. But there’s nothing clinically wrong with me
My friend, you can just go to a therapist and vent, you do not need a clinical issue or diagnosis.
$100 per session maybe, go once a quarter
That’s around the rate in my town anyway.
You just defined therapy. It’s one kind of therapy, and it’s expensive to use it for this purpose, but it’s therapy.
You don’t need a reason to see a therapist. And just because you don’t have any easily diagnosable label for your mental state doesn’t mean therapy couldn’t improve your life. There is probably <1% of the world that are enlightened enough that they genuinely wouldn’t benefit from the experience
Feel you there. I need someone I can just talk to for like… 4 hours. Just dump everything out and get all the shit I went through outloud and try and process it that way. No one really knows what I went through. I tell bits and pieces to people but it’s just way too much for most people and makes them feel weird or uncomfortable. I just need someone to listen and then tell me that I’m going to be okay or alright.
I need Data from Star Trek as a counsellor.
Sure you are man. Sure you are. You know I thought I also experienced sexual attraction until I realized my own mother was correct that I am asexual. Welcome to the alphabet mafia (LGBTQ+ community)
