A federal judge threatened to kick Donald Trump out of court Wednesday after the former president made repeated comments within earshot of the jury hearing a civil defamation trial against him.

Trump muttered that the case is a “witch hunt,” among other similar comments, according to a lawyer for the writer E. Jean Carroll, who is suing Trump over derogatory comments he made about her while he was president.

The episode prompted a stern rebuke from U.S. District Judge Lewis Kaplan, who repeatedly tussled with Trump and his lawyers during a testy courtroom session Wednesday morning.

“Mr. Trump has the right to be present here. That right can be forfeited, and it can be forfeited if he is disruptive, which is what has been reported to me,” the judge said.

140 points

He just seems like the kind of guy who’s never been punched in the face but really needs to be.

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I’d prefer shot with a bologna loaf out of a canon but yea agreed

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I tried loading lunch meat into my canon but it developed a film.

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24 points

This was such an intricately crafted joke that my brain almost couldn’t handle it.

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This is that joke you’re so proud of, but then you tell people IRL about it and they just look at you and say “OK? Hah?” But you know in your gut it is perfect.

We see your perfection, and thank you for it.

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I’d settle for “face any meaningful consequence for his actions.”

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I like “shot with a ball of his own shit”.

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1 point

Why not both?

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Would you settle for “drowned in a tank of his own shit, heated to a scalding temperature”?

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Puscifer - The Remedy

You speak like someone who has never been / Smacked in the fucking mouth / That’s okay, we have the remedy

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I volunteer as tribute!

(Obviously, this is a joke-response. I’m not actually volunteering or advocating violence.)

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121 points

so presidential when you cant control your own behavior.

conservatives really picking the best people.

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They want the worst people. They love it. It makes them feel better about being such shitty people themselves.

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42 points

For years they told us that Government would mess everything up.

And by god they’re going to prove it!

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Every accusation is a confession

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So it’s cool if we fuck around in court? Contempt isn’t a thing anymore?

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Federal judges (should) have a lot more decorum and patience. Actually all judges should have, but the US also popularized the mini dictators that dole out ridiculous punishments for “misbehaving”.

People in court are not there because they bought tickets to the venue for their own enjoyment.

While I agree Trump should also have some decorum, he is effectively rich trailer trash. The judge treats him as such and in my book that makes the judge an icon.

The judge is above his petty nonsense but does take the time to make trump feel he is not in charge every time he steps out. And I think this is far worse for Trump’s feelings than being stuck in a holding cell, that would just fuel his martyr syndrome.

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Yeah, but when he is influencing the jury with his comments, that is different

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He’s rich and white so business as usual.

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For rich people? No.

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He’s above the law. He knows it.

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It’s just an up charge like getting soup with your meal for the rich.

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Yeah, somewhat wealthy former president, he’s probably thinking, “Why would I need to control myself?”

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60 points

You want Trump to lose in court ASAP

I want Trump to lose against diabetes ASAP

We are not the same

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I know it’s a longshot, but I’m really hoping for rabies.

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It’s probably syphilis though.

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Porque no los dos?

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He got caught googling symptoms and treatment for HPV.

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I hope for nothing contagious: his sycophants would deliberately infect themselves to be more like him and end up causing a rabies pandemic

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I can see how that would be bad, but somehow I just can’t stop feeling like that would benefit the world so much more than it would harm it.

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I’d be pretty satisfied with him being accidentally fired into space

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“nobody has ever been shot out of a cannon, ever, into space… No, never! The demmacrats don’t wanchyou you to know about it because it makes them mad. I’m the bravest president, everyone is saying so”

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You want Trump to lose against diabetes ASAP

I want Trump to lose, on the toilet, against a perforated colon and prolapsed rectum ASAP

We are, well, kinda the same, so hi-five friendo

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Those hamberders’ll catch up with him one of these days

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2 points

That would be a real covfefe

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Porque no los dos?

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While “former president” is a correct title, the media should really use “petulant man-child” instead. Far more accurate .

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Traitor Trump fits too.

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Fuckface 45

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This one. I choose this one.

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Petulant man-child also applies to Phony Stark.

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