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Once the stove exhausts most of it’s hydrogen fuel, the stove will enter it’s Red Giant phase and grow to the size of a small car.

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This comment makes me wish I could gild comments on Lemmy.

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That’s exactly what I was missing: giant distracting icons that flash on a comment I was going to read anyways!

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Nah, forget the stupid additional awards they added. Just the good ol’ gold. It was a great idea to help pay for servers before they corrupted it seeking profit.

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Lemmings are herbivorous, give them a leaf. 🥬

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This implies carnivores and/or omnivores eat gold.

Wait, do you think non-lemmings are dragons?

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I found it! The source of global warming! Contained entirely within some guys shop

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Actually I think this might be the cleanest stove yet. High temperature and enough airflow to allow for such heat means all of the fumes get burned.

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They’re running that thing a bit too hot

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Just a tad

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I honestly don’t really see anything else that’s horribly wrong here. It’s a home made stove. I kind of like it

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the air intake on the bottom doesn’t even have a door, it’s just running on max all the time

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Warms the whole workshop within ten minutes? More like burns down the whole workshop within ten minutes.

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At least everyone inside will be warm for the rest of their lives

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Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day.

Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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GNU Terry Pratchett

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*also warms the neighbours house in ten 5

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66 points

Are they casting Sauron’s rings in that thing? Jeebus.

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