22 points
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It’s honestly over for public schools are we just gonna have cyberpunk ai remote segregated charter schools in 2028. that, anti-dinosaur homeschooling, and little lord fauntleroy’s not get political or anything” teaching is now impossible and coincidentally they just redistricted her school with a lower income area. 🤔🤔🤔
16 points
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27 points
Word problems in Utah:
Jesus died at age 33, there’s thirty-three shots
From twin Glocks there’s sixteen apiece, that’s thirty-two
Which means, one of my guns was holdin’ 17
Twenty-seven hit your crew, six went into you
10 points
“Billy, find the length of hypotenuse of this triangle or I’ll kneecap you”
if hell existed it would be redundant at this point
15 points
13 points
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12 points
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24 points
How long until a teacher mows down a class of students in frustration
21 points
