Well you LIBERALS got rid of all the school resource officers. So now the TEACHERS are the ones who have to brutalize the non-white kids.

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3 points

tired: schools full of teachers

wired: schools full of prison guards

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10 points

“Billy, find the length of hypotenuse of this triangle or I’ll kneecap you”

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27 points

Word problems in Utah:

Jesus died at age 33, there’s thirty-three shots

From twin Glocks there’s sixteen apiece, that’s thirty-two

Which means, one of my guns was holdin’ 17

Twenty-seven hit your crew, six went into you

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24 points

How long until a teacher mows down a class of students in frustration

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21 points

What’s stopping them from doing that now?

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Lack of a convincing alibi

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19 points

“He looked like a homeless furry”

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35 points

if hell existed it would be redundant at this point

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9 points

Hell exists, we are in it

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I mean we need somewhere to put Reagan Thatcher and Kissinger and I would very much like that place to not be here.

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13 points
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Samsara is an elegant idea, turns out

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15 points

Hell is empty

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