if hell existed it would be redundant at this point

Word problems in Utah:

Jesus died at age 33, there’s thirty-three shots

From twin Glocks there’s sixteen apiece, that’s thirty-two

Which means, one of my guns was holdin’ 17

Twenty-seven hit your crew, six went into you

How long until a teacher mows down a class of students in frustration

It’s honestly over for public schools are we just gonna have cyberpunk ai remote segregated charter schools in 2028. that, anti-dinosaur homeschooling, and little lord fauntleroy’s not get political or anything” teaching is now impossible and coincidentally they just redistricted her school with a lower income area. 🤔🤔🤔

“Billy, find the length of hypotenuse of this triangle or I’ll kneecap you”