231 points

Texas secessionists have not considered the ramifications of becoming a hostile force sitting on top of oil that the US regards as its own.

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108 points

If there’s two things you don’t get between, it’s a mama and her cub, and the US and oil.

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74 points

There’s three things you don’t mess with.

US and oil.

US and their boats.

And the US and an excuse to pump more money into the military industrial complex that masquerades as our Economy.

You should also avoid bears in general.

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1 point

As if the US needs an excuse!

The only bear I care to be around is the Teddy variety.

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1 point

You know that game 6 degrees of separation, where you find 6 people you and a stranger have in common? You can do the same thing with your job and MIC spending by the government.

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47 points

Y’all qaeda about to find out

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7 points

Conceding to them about what?

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9 points

The amount of Texans who support seceding are an extreme minority.

Most of us think they’re just as dumb as you do.

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53 points

Just seeing Alberta Canadian born Ted Cruz gone from the USA is more than enough for most of us

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41 points

His real name is Rafael Cruz and I think it’s time we start using it.

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Not only is this just about the only deadnaming I support, I think we should all use the Spanish rolled “R.”

Also it’s the only time I’d be comfortable saying “No, where are you really from?”

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No. Sorry, I know you’re going for a joke and I don’t wanna be a buzz kill. But it’s still messed up to deadname. Doesn’t matter if they are cis, trans or an asshole.

Look I totally agree he is a massive piece of shit. But so is Caitlyn Jenner and Blair White. Every single person everywhere has the right to their identity and to conceptualize themselves however they wish. And if we make respecting those choices, such as their name, contingent on good behavior that just signals to every trans person watching that we also have conditional respect to exist and function in society comfortable, safely and normally.

I’m not defending Ted, he is a major PoS, but defending the concept that no one can control how they were born and those circumstances should not be a limitation on how any one wished to live their life.

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3 points

It’s really funny to me that he chose “Ted”. When’s the last time you met a Ted who didn’t suck?

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Hey… he’s only HALF Albertan, so only half of our dumbest region. Whoever his other parent was, that person bears the rest of the responsibility for this deeply concerning narcissist.

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6 points

Sure, it’s just hilarious that “Lyin’ Ted” tries to pretend he is a Texan, when he was clearly born in Canada 🇨🇦

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6 points

Alberta might as well be Texas.

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2 points

He’s more American than Canadian. You broke it you bought it.

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52 points

This would be so much fun to watch. They wouldn’t be able to take the US army with them, US army bases would be dismantled, nukes would be removed, Mexico would be like “fuck no” and have no trade with them, and the US, being their former Union, would also give them the finger. Thousands, plug not millions of people would cross borders there to either leave or join the shit hole (because fuck the liberal US government!) causing a huge outflux of knowledge and competence and a huge influx of rednecks.

Let me be clear though: this will never happen, because the politicians calling for this know damn well that they’d be fucked. They’re just riling their base with dumb but popular rhetoric.

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If I was in texas, and I was forced to make the choice of whether to uproot everything and leave because of politics, or stay in a shithole…

well, damn, I’d fight back pretty hard against any government that would put me in the position where I would have to make that choice. Abbot and his ilk are going to be screwed from every direction if they keep pushing this poison.

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Fun fact, there are 3 major power grids in the lower 48 united states’: the Eastern Interconnection, Western Interconnection, and Texas.

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Another fun fact: The failure of one of those grids resulted in over 200 people freezing to death. Guess which one!

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9 points

Yeah that’s the irony, Texas wouldn’t even need to secede to fuck up its power grid.

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33 points

What if Texas just does a Texit (akin to Brexit)? Or is that not possible?

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55 points

The GOP would never be able to win the electoral college without Texas. So that’s why it will never happen.

But maybe we can trick Abbot, he might be stupid enough to fall for it?

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I don’t know if it’s legally possible, but even if it was, it would never actually work. Texas is propped up with federal funding, our electric grid is slowly failing, and most people who wanted to stay a citizen of the United States would leave if they were able, which would completely fuck the job market, and leave mostly people who want to be Texans rather than Americans, and those people can’t run shit (hence the economicand infrastructure problems we already have). Or maybe I’m just talking out of my ass, idk. That’s my opinion as somebody who lives in Texas against their will.

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Nope, it’s not possible. The only way it wouldn’t be treason is if all states agree, or if they start a revolution and are successful; every other attempt would simply be treason. Hence, one nation indivisible. I’m sure they know that; they just want to push as far as they can to make the political situation even more absurd in America. They want to widen the gap between the people. I don’t know who exactly profits from this situation, but it’s not the American people.

Here’s a video that explains it quite well: [Legal Egal] (https://youtu.be/1dhvry6E0jA?si=H62qIoiHzaLdJHQF)

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Isn’t treason legal in the US nowadays?

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16 points

The south tried to secede and we fought a war about it, so no, pretty sure it’s not possible.

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16 points

Not sure if US law has a provision for this. Brexit was relatively orderly because the EU made sure there’s a process for it.

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41 points

Absolutely positive the US does NOT have a provision for this. We fought a little war about it once.

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11 points

I think the only two ways this can happen are is the federal government agrees to the succession or succession by force (aka civil war).

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4 points

This is correct. Unless of course the Supreme Court overturns the decisions by previous Supreme Courts.

Has anyone checked on Harlan Crow’s opinion on this?

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3 points

It’ll never happen

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That wasn’t my question. It was whether it is theoretically possible or not. Brexit was a peaceful event with all its checks and processes in place.

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The EU had a documented process for a member state to leave. It was untested and messy, but it existed.

There’s no legal basis for a state to leave the US. Now it’s possible we let it happen despite this, with or without armed conflict, but it’s hard to imagine a hypothetical Texit not being messier than Brexit ever was

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last time they tried there was a civil war, that pretty much sums up how legal it is.

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