161 points

Learn to wrap your burritos you suckface food noob.

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52 points

So, skill issue?

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19 points

100%. I’ve never had this happen to me. It’s not even really that hard to get the hang of wrapping a burrito.

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10 points

Wrapping no but it is hard to get the amount of innards right. I’m just too excited to eat all those good guts. But then I have a burrito bowl, oh well.

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6 points

iD-10-T error

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2 points

Microwave or pan fry the tortilla until soft and malleable.

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19 points

are you gatekeeping burritos 😳

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23 points

YES

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9 points

If it unwraps when you aren’t holding it, is it really a burrito?

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9 points

No. It’s a failure that shames your entire bloodline.

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4 points

suckface food noob

That is a Shakespearian level insult.

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3 points

I am quite eloquent.

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2 points

Very

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102 points

This is only a problem if you can’t roll a burrito…

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and for the gluttons who overstuff their burritos so they’re difficult to keep closed.

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18 points

Guilty. It’s not about the amount I want to eat, it’s about reaching my ideal burrito/stuffing ratio.

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8 points

roll them in al foil, it keeps them warm while you roll others, and steams the bread slightly making a stretchyer texture.

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10 points

It’s more a problem of the quality of the tortilla in my experience. With a halfway decent tortilla, I have no problems. Some grocery store tortillas are too stiff and don’t stick to themselves in the slightest. You can masterfully roll them, but the moment your grip loosens, it all turns to chaos.

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Yeah you have to heat up the shell a little. Even the barrel-scraping Target store brand burritos can work if you steam/nuke them the right amount.

The amount of cracking in that pic indicates they took that shell right out of the fridge and rolled.

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5 points

Tell that to every Mexican joint nearby that stuffs their burritos so full the moment you fork into it they explode in a overly soapy mess from all the cilantro.

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Who cares if a fork tier burrito stays closed or not? It’s already on a plate.

The entire thread conversation is clearly not about plated burritos.

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4 points

Well, if you were eating it with a fork anyway the I don’t see the problem… A lot of Mexican places (as opposed to Tex Mex) will also pou salsa or queso or something over the burrito, which then obviously requires a fork, but it’s also different from the burrito pictured.

And you know you can just ask them not to put any cilantro on? It’s a garnish that typically isn’t added until the very end and a lot of people can’t stand the stuff, they probably won’t mind leaving it off

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You’d be gob smacked about how much cilantro goes into every part of a Mexican dish lol.

It’s basically asking some restaurants to make fresh meat, fresh queso, and fresh vegetable mix from scratch. Not going to happen lol.

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2 points

So do you use a fork or a spoon?

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Neither? The whole point of a burrito, at least one of these style of burrito that isn’t swimming in some kind of sauce, is that it holds together well enough that you can eat it while holding it in your hand without making a mess. If it’s poorly wrapped then yeah it’ll come apart and you might want a plate and flatware to finish the job.

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64 points

When someone says their burritos won’t stay shut I immediately know that they don’t know what they’re doing.

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15 points

I bought a master lock for my burrito, it can be opened with another burrito.

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9 points

This is the burrito picking lawyer and what I have for you today is delicious!

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5 points

I’ve picked like 10 locks since Christmas. Lpl and McNally have created a menace.

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47 points

Is this a common problem? I’ve almost never had a burrito fall apart on me unless it outright rips–I once made the mistake of ordering a burrito in Scotland, and that was pretty formless, but it was also less a burrito and more an embarrassment hiding under an ill-fitting tortilla.

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My general rule of thumb is that I don’t eat Mexican food in places where there aren’t many Mexican people.

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10 points

Yup, made that mistake once while living in Vermont many years ago. As someone who grew up in socal, it was brutal.

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That’s easy for you to say, but some of us like burritos and live in Europe!

And yes, you CAN get good Mexican food here. Nowhere near as good as in the US near the border, of course, but MUCH better than in the worst US places for it like idunno, North Carolina or Alaska or some such 🤷

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4 points

Utah used to be partly in Mexico territory before the recent unpleasantness and it has many good Mexican restaurants.

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2 points

Waited all summer for the Mexican place in Gardiner to open when I worked in Yellowstone. Gardiner is on the border with the park.

Anyway, myself and two friends, all of us from Texas, were very vocally disappointment. It was so bad. The pizza place was great though.

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7 points

I bet you didn’t know the burrito was invented in America.

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13 points

Not true. Small donkeys existed for millions of years before the United States 😛

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4 points

I’ve got an urgent update about American demographics for ya…

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1 point

Mission style burritos aren’t particularly Mexican, though. But they also shouldn’t be particularly hard to eat.

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11 points

I know next to nothing about Hispanic food in general, but I’ve gotten a few food truck burritos in southern California and it opening was not on my list of concerns.

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9 points

For me, I tend to overstuff my burrito innards. As a result, I’m not able to fold in the ends over the heaping pile of innards so this tape would actually help me get that coveted wrap action without making me address my lack of self control.

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12 points

bro just use two overlapping tortillas for a larger burrito

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10 points

TWO tortillas!? In one burrito!??! This is forward thinking…

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1 point

That adds a lot of calories, of course…

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40 points

Pan-sear your burritos shut.

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He will help c:

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12 points

If you are still having a hard time, a thin layer of cheese to form a crust seal never fails

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12 points

At work we just lick one edge of the tortilla like an envelope before we serve it

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3 points

Cheese in the seam or cheese in pan and burrito on top?

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7 points

Both, both is good.

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Depends on the type of burrito and ingredients. For breakfast burritos I put cream cheese in them, and then smear a bit on the inside seam and it works well to glue it shut. For a texmex style burrito you could use a bit of refried beans, or sour cream. If you’re wearing your burrito you can just sprinkle a bit of shredded cheese of any kind in the seam and when the cheese melts it’ll hold it closed.

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Now you have a chimmichanga.

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