55 points

Lady, you got creampied by Casper. Eat the L.

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48 points

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9 points

“I feel so Bevvy…”

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31 points

L? Ectoplasm starts with an E.

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25 points

Erectoplasm does as well

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12 points

Goddamn it.

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40 points

Samantha Carter: “You blow up one star…”

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9 points

McKay blew up a solar system. Well more like four fifths of one… It’s not an exact science

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look i’m just gonna say it

i would have fucked that ghost too

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14 points

Beverly did nothing wrong!!

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It is as that one streamer always says. If you build a thousand bridges and you suck one cock, you will not be known as a bridge builder, but as a cock sucker.

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That joke has been around a lot longer than streamers.

You build a hundred bridges you’re a bridge builder.

You lay a million bricks, you’re a bricklayer.

But you suck one dick…

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11 points

I’m pretty sure the sheep version is older than England…

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2 points

Scotland and Wales.

England fucked goats.

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15 points

The trick is to suck a thousand cocks so it’s no longer noteworthy.

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11 points

In a row?

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7 points

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

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2 points

Could take a while depending on the mean suck time. Maybe use a middle out algorithm?

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2 points

At one time.

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5 points

“The Cocksucking Bridgebuilder”

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31 points

I like this version better than the goat version.

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