77 points

If you’ve ever lived in a rural area, this isn’t even remotely onion level weird.

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I was thinking the same. I knew a Burger King like this. Perhaps surprisingly, it was one of the cleaner, more well-maintained BKs I’ve visited.

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32 points

If you’re doing some real illegal stuff, you don’t want an inspection just because you didn’t keep your frier up to spec

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20 points

Do one illegal thing only

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It’s something I see a lot on Cops (the TV show). They pull someone over because one of their brake lights is out or they went through a stop sign or something like that, and it turns out they have drugs in the car or a warrant for their arrest or something similar. It seems like some of them would get away with it if they didn’t give police any reason to pull them over.

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12 points

Ah, I see they sold Adderall

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1 point

LMAO

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9 points

Rural? Ha! I live in a medium city, suburbs’ish, and 30 years ago I could go through the taco bell drive thru to get weed. This isn’t a new idea.

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Same. I grew up in Fort Worth and used to buy weed and LSD at the burger king drive thru. The manager was the dealer and we had code words for stuff. Whopper with extra lettuce was weed obviously. He’d ask, “how many?” to define the amount. For the acid we would say, “make sure the order is correct, I’m not making 2 (3,4,etc…) trips back here.”.

Those were good times. Plus the dude was born with no right hand and we had all went to school together and had tons of great nick names for him like, “the one handed bandit” or, “the one handed hash slinger” or my favorite, “the handy man”. Before you think I’m an ass he’s the one who gave himself these names.

The best thing was watching him weigh out a bag with a postal scale and roll it up all with one hand. For a dude with half the amount of usual hands he was incredibly handy. You had to hand it to him.

Also when you left he would stick out his arm and say give me some nub. You know, instead of a fist bump.

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6 points

Lol the handy man

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1 point

It is shit like this that made the Thieves’ Cant.

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5 points

Is this a secret menu item? Do I ask for combo #420 or something?

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2 points

Just need to know the wrong people.

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6 points

Yeah I used get my weed from the sonic.

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10 points

I remember that our KFC got busted by selling because the code was for “an extra biscuit”. I was like “who doesn’t order extra biscuits?!” Dumbest code word ever.

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2 points

Code should have been an extra large side of green beans. No one ate that nasty mush of canned green beans.

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35 points

Hot eats

Cool treats

Now let’s dig a hole in the yard

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“Cool treats”

It’s not called Ice for nothin’…

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This is pedantic but it annoys me every time I hear someone say it, let alone see it in writing: amphetamine can be plural; methamphetamine never is. Meth is an amphetamine, technically a substituted amphetamine, one of several such amphetamines.

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21 points

I ll take one meth please

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7 points

Would you like the Large MethDouble combo or just the meth?

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5 points

You are articulating more like a shroom user

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4 points

I’ll take 2 methamphetamine please

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3 points

You some kinda narc?

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4 points

Okay but you’re probably going to want more.

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Sorry, what’s the action you want corrected?

I don’t want to look like a idiot if I ever buy no no drugs.

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Please trust me when I say that buying meth, if you never have, is dumber than anything I was talking about.

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6 points

That said, the fine folk distributing meth aren’t exactly the shiniest crystals in the batch.

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Goddammit I’ve been buying meth wrong all these years!

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19 points

It’s genius, once all your teeth fall out what are you going to want to eat? Soft serve!

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Back in the 90s, I was an exchange student in Australia, and there was a Pizza Hut where you could place an order for “1 stick of garlic bread” and they’d sell you weed.

I also recall a Wienerschnitzel near my mom’s apartment in Sacramento, CA selling cocaine out the drive-thru window around the same time period.

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Lol, Imagine that dude who was actually craving garlic bread: “Wtf is this shit, I ordered some crispy bread!”

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1 point

Back in the 90s, I was in a very famous TV show.

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3 points

Why is this being downvoted?

Don’t act like you don’t know…

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