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A real catch-22. If you can complete it, rejected. If you don’t complete it, rejected.

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So maybe the answer is to just partially complete it?

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Or draw a dinosaur instead. Worked in high school.

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I remember taking a short test that the psychiatrist who diagnosed me used as a small part of her assessment. She kept asking every minute or two if I was done, which I would later come to realize was just part of the test. Probably fifteen minutes later, once I was done writing half a page of answers in the unusually tiny spaces between lines, I handed it back to her. She took one look at it, gave it back to me, and pointed at the instructions at the top of the page which basically said to just circle the right answer, something that wasn’t at all clear from context alone unless you actually read the instructions first. It wasn’t multiple choice but all I had to do was circle a word in each sentence which wouldn’t have taken me much more than about thirty seconds. That was apparently the real test, not the actual questions, and so I failed (or passed?) miserably.

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I once had over 100% in a class before taking the final

I liked the teacher, so I took the final anyways. I didn’t even read the questions, I spent 40 minutes turning the exam into an elaborate Christmas card

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135 points

Hey Bob, another ADHD claim came in.

Bob: send them the extra long questionnaire, they’ll never finish!

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I know Bob’s the go-to name but I’d much prefer if you didn’t use it for cunts.

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Karen: Hey Bob! Why you always mad?

Bob: Because people with my name keep doing cunty things.

Karen: …

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Cunty: Well how do you think I feel??

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Why, are you Mad Bob? /s

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4 points

Mad with power apparently!

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5 points

Grow a spine Bob.

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7 points

And what do you expect me to do with this second spine? Should I grow a pair of balls too? You want me to lumber about with two spines and four balls?

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4 points

Let’s use Robert instead

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2 points

A finger curls on the monkey’s paw.

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Sorry I’ll use a different name next time.

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6 points

Nah, fuck Bob.

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81 points

Intentionally tone deaf system strikes again.

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Is the cheapest way of helping people!

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4 points

“We tried”

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There are organizations that provide free assistance to help people navigate through applying for disability programs. Google around to find one in your area

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Sounds like too much work

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2 points

Use search term “patient advocate”

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2 points

Ehh I’ll do it tomorrow

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Stupid. Why do they even have such a shitty policy? What benefit would it have? Bully people into coming in?

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Why do they even have such a shitty policy? What benefit would it have? Bully people into coming in?

Policies made by people thinking neurodivergent just need the right incentive to be “normal”.

“Have you tried hard enough to be normal?” – The people who set up that system probably.

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“Have you tried hard enough to be normal?” – The people who set up that system probably.

“Yes! Yes God damn it! That’s why I’m here!

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