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Hey, until you’ve had a beer in the shower don’t talk shit. It rules

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I have had a number of shower seltzers and ciders, it’s great!

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Sounds a lot like alcoholism

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Like any substance use, it depends.

Shower beer/seltzer/soda is great at the end of a long day/hard run/big trip etc from the hot water getting your body clean, and the cold refreshing beverage you drink during the process

If beer #7 gets brought into the shower at 3pm, you likely need to sit down and take a look at your life choices

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8 points

*functional alcoholism

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http://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2014/p1120-excessive-driniking.html

Weird when people throw worlds around that like for fun.

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I don’t even drink that much anymore since I mostly just have edibles, but on occasion I will take a drink with me into the shower after a long day, should try it.

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6 points

A shower beer can be pleasant once in a while for sure

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2 points

That’s just the sauna beer of the rest of the world. :D

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39 points

Smoking in the US has actually fallen off a lot.

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Yea we vape now! Smoking is yucky and gives you cancer but ooooh mango flavor

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10 points

I love the smell of chemistry sets in the morning

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9 points

Need to puff my flavored air before I can start my day

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9 points

Sure. Have you tried smoking in the shower?

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Once, when I came home high as hell from a friend’s party. Surprisingly did OK. Just had to keep it up and over the shower wall do the water didn’t get it.

Wouldn’t do it in an enclosed bathroom with no windows again though.

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I tried vaping in the shower but it didn’t work for very long

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I vape in the shower every morning. I’ve also dropped it a bajillion times, including dropping it while on a motorcycle doing 60mph or so. Still works just fine :)

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I dunno. Looks staged. Loofah and cigarettes are more suggestive of European shower.

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That’s because this is an American woman’s shower. That’s a “personal protection” purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.

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Seriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.

Excuse me, I’ll be right back.

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It would also be cowboy killers (Marlboro reds) instead of 27s. There are some subtle clues.

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Nah we broke and 27s are a bit cheaper

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Fuck off, I’m an American Man and I shower with my AR-15 with “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers; don’t leave me out

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Well you fuck off because I’m gonna get an AR-15 and shower with it. On one side I’ll have Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers and on the other “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers.

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And you better believe the manosphere psycho who keeps that grout perfectly clean is going to be shining up the chrome of an engraved Gadsden snek on whatever the revolver equivalent of a submarine chronometer is. Matte black means you can’t stare into the eyes of your reflection on the gun while you jerk off.

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Throw in Fox News on high volume and you just described the best Sat night ever.

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Because American women can’t have AR guns in a purse?

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Not really

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maybe disassembled if the bag is big enough

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The Buc-ee’s lighter says Texas lol

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I wash my ass with beer as nature intended

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That’s pretty obviously a Texan’s shower. The Buc-ee’s lighter is a giveaway. However, that’s a Pabst instead of a Lone Star.

I’m very concerned about that person’s mental health.

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Buccees has spread, seen some outside of Texas. I had the same thought though

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Alabama and South Carolina for sure. I tend to stop there on road trips to pick up kolaches for breakfast. I think there’s one in Florida but I haven’t been there.

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