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The first movie I took my then newly born son to. It was loud as fuck. He slept through it. What a great kid he was.

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I think Star Trek 5 was my third theater experience. Grandmother took me which is weird bc I don’t remember her watching, but my mom was obsessed with ST:TNG. But I remember IV being on TV back then.

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Were you holding him or was he in a carrier?

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Carrier

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Thank you

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Transparent Aluminum is a thing!

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Yeah, we call it sapphire.

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I don’t

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What do you call it then?

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42 points

Transparent. Aluminum.

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58 points

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Most unrealistic part of the movie, and by god I’m including TIME TRAVEL, is that Scotty would be both dismissive of and insanely good at keyboarding text entry and use of a 1980s computer. Either he’d be pissed off because because there was no way to use this antique, or he’d be delighted at the chance to use his historical reenactment skills.

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This is a very good point. The only possible retcon I could come up with for this is if starfleet had a required core curriculum course in ancient technologies that Scotty hated but also got an A+ in because he’s Scotty.

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But it was damn funny regardless!:-P

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I can hear this

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Every time I open a terminal window I say these words in Jimmy Doohan’s voice

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Ah, a keyboard. How quaint.

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What movie?

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Lmao fuck off with lmgtfy. You didn’t even manage to get the right answer in the search results.

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It’s a joke. Calm down.

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9 points

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

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Where are your nuclear wessels?

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I think it’s in Alameda

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15 points

Nu-cle-ar wessel!

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11 points

Double dumb ass on you!

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6 points

Colorful metaphors

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