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Yeah, nope, checks out. If eating pussy estrogenises the male body,… nope, we can’t have that. The logical solution is to instead suck as much dick as possible to testosteronise the body as much as possible in order to strengthen your hetero biochemistry.

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Sometimes oral ingestion isn’t enough. Testosterone in semen, delivered rectally, can be rapidly absorbed into the colon for fast-acting effects.

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BRB need to man up, calling up the fellas to give me a test butt-injection stat

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23 points

Works for vodka, must work for manliness too

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Fun fact: the opposite of estrogenize is in fact to androgenize. No relation to androgynize with a Y, they’re just one letter apart and for many speakers 100% homophonic, but they’re very different in meaning, if we’re talking about men’s sex hormone intake.

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Isn’t there an african tribe that really believes this?

Edit: they are from papua https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simbari_people

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This is not good.

Male rites of passage

  1. Maku: This is the first rite of passage for the boys. They are separated from their mothers at this stage and participate in bloodletting (where long sticks are inserted up their nostrils to make them bleed), therefore ridding themselves of their mothers’ presence in them. The Simbari people do not believe that males are born with semen and so, during Maku, the boys participate in fellatio. They are also required to undergo a strict diet during this time period, which is from age 7–10.

  2. Imbutu: This stage is filled with camaraderie, male bonding, and rewards for making it through the first set of Rites.

  3. Ipmangwi: During this stage, the boys begin to go through puberty, and they no longer need to participate in fellatio. They also learn gender roles, and how to have intercourse. Once they have learned this, they look for a wife and marry during this stage. It lasts for three years as well, during the ages 13–16.

  4. Nupusha: During this stage, the males get married and have intercourse. This stage happens only after the others have been completed, and they must be at least 16 years old.

  5. Taiketnyi: The males undergo bloodletting again during this stage, as their wives have their first menstrual cycle as married women.

  6. Moondung: This stage is when the women give birth to their first child. This is the final step, and signifies completion of the Rites of passage. They can now be considered full-grown, respectable men.

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Did I get that right: they have little boys suck them off and drink their cum, because that is the only way for the boys to have cum themselves.

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Moondung could be a good band name

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6 points

Wow. Reading that was…quite a doozy.

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3 points

And is better than or.

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1 point

Nothing straighter than two dudes just bro’ing out together. Not a lady in sight, just two guys doin guy things.

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153 points
  1. Eating pussy is pretty intimate
  2. Greater intimacy often yields greater empathy
  3. Greater empathy towards women makes right wing positions harder to hold, as those positions are often hostile to women

Therefore, in a sense, eating pussy leads to leftism, I guess.

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It’s easier to explain the other way around IMHO:

  • People with low empathy don’t care about the feelings of others.

This in turn makes them not see their partners as nothing else than a vehicle for their own pleasure, both explaining objectification and not caring to pleasure their partners.

It also means they’re attracted to social and political theories that put the good of others - including the common good - below one’s own self satisfaction (not just in money terms but also things like feeling superior to whole groups of people) as they validate the ways in which they themselves naturally tend to behave, hence they are rightwingers (not just the Fascist far-right but also Neoliberals).

In other words, those two things are not linked as Cause and Consequence but rather are both Positivelly Correlated with a Low Empathy personality

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134 points

All I read is that if women want their pussy to be eaten they should date leftists.

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56 points

Spiritual lesbian, reporting for duty. o7

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24 points

So, seizing the means of reproduction?

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6 points

Patriarchy is a heirarchy, smash the patriarchy to smash that pussy.

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Yeah, Socialist East Germany had a lot going against it (the whole restrictive surveillance state thing) but it was a lot more sex-positive than the West.

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If licking pussy leans one to the left due to estrogenization, I can see now why the right likes Trump, Putin, and testosterone so much.

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Oof

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FELLAS is it gay to like women? I mean you’re literally attracted to someone who likes penis.

FELLAS! is it gay to masturbate? I mean you’re literally playing with a man’s penis.

FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you’re literally constantly holding a penis.

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FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you’re literally constantly holding a penis.

I’m not constantly holding it. Sometimes I fall asleep and let go.

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That’s pretty gay… If you’re not constantly holding your dick, what are you holding?

Sounds like you’re just dreaming of holding foreign dick to me

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That’s why I have two hands. One to hold my dick, and one to hold someone else’s.

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14 points

Reminds me of that Reddit post about a guy who refused to wipe his own ass because touching his ass was gay

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FELLAS!!! is it gay to breathe? I mean you’re literally literally sharing a room of air with a penis.

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6 points

Soo weird how some conservatives scream about how easily they could accidentally be turned gay or trans

We’ll never know how this happens

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What? Are you just going to take us at our words that we were always like this? Or are you going to be a real man and decide how you think it might work with no evidence besides what you suppose and notice and make your firm commitment to that conclusion everyone else’s problem?

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4 points

Fellas, is it gay to penis?

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6 points

Penis, is it fellas to gay?

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3 points

FELLAS!! Is it gay to be gay?

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3 points

Thats too straight forward not to be straight!

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3 points

Nah that can’t be it

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FELLAS!!! Is it gay to wipe your ass? You’re touching a man’s butt!

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