72 points

This is like Mars Attacks when they’re walking around with the translator saying “we come in peace” while blasting the shit out of every human they find.

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Do not run, we are your friends!

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Since February 9, the average number of trucks that entered Gaza daily was about 55, compared with 500 that used to enter before the start of the conflict, according to the UN Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA). Source

They’re trying so hard guys

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A lot of those trucks are trying to enter through Egypt, not Israel.

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Indeed so why does israel assume control over it?

Rafah Border Crossing

Egypt controls the crossing but imports through the Rafah crossing require Israeli approval

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Which Israel repeatedly bombed when Egypt let trucks enter.

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45 points

I think they’re confusing bullets and bombs with aid.

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13 points

The soldiers confused bread with guns so it is actually plausible

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9 points

Perhaps they are talking about Molotov bread baskets.

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1 point

People won’t starve if they’re dead.

(/s)

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4 - Lies

3 - Damn dirty lies

2 - Statistics

1 - Israel saying it’s trying to flood Gaza with aid

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Missed the end of the headline

Israel says it is trying to flood Gaza with aid from hydro engineers and a Dam Busters documentary

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Lmaoo damn

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