199 points

Nice try, Academy Award winning director Quentin Tarantino, but I’m not falling for that one again.

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109 points

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Given that it’s Tarantino, I’m torn between if he means the actual N-word, or just the word No. He seems like the type that would call No, “the N-word.”

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40 points

I like how he just stopped even trying to pretend with death proof. I mean all his movies have some really weird shit in them but like 35% of that fucking movie was feet

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24 points

That reminds me; I need to go back and watch Death Proof again.

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5 points

It’s never been hidden. Have you seen dusk till dawn? That shits egregious.

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Oh yeah, that one was absolutely horrible too. AND THEN HE JOKED ABOUT DOING THAT TO HER ON SNL! I just mean how MUCH was in Death Proof. The movie literally opens with a like 3 minute long close up on feet lol

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186 points

In case it hasn’t already been shared …

You wake up.

You’re still a lizard sunning on a red rock. It was all a dream.

The concept of selling “feet pics” to pay back “student loans” is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them.

Time to eat a bug.

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7 points

And fuck your captain

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111 points

That do anything for ya? How much do you think I could charge?

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43 points

There are actually several sub-categories for feet: there are some attracted to the arches, the toes, wrinkly or not soles, stinky, not stinky, always with socks, half-covered with socks, thigh highs, clean soles, dirty soles, feet up, nail polish, no nail polish.

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36 points

Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy. C’mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it!

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11 points

Doubly apropos, from a Tarantino flick 👨🏼‍🍳🤌🏼

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6 points

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere… Fuck it!

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28 points

I feel a bit offended that you left my fetish of choice out. Feet with no toes.

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35 points

Best I can do is toes with no feet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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12 points

Mmmm… You mean elephant hoofing 🤤

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7 points

Rule 34 in action.

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106 points

It’s the oldest profession for a reason. Everyone is selling their body just one gender can do it more directly more easily and with the Internet doesn’t even have to do it with people interacting with their physical body anymore.

When times are rough, some fucker will still be horny.

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30 points

Indeed, lots of men sell their bodies. They call them the trades because you trade your physical wellbeing for money.

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LOL I like that. That’s a pretty good slogan for a lot of the trades and yeah is often selling yourself just a little at a time.

God, I mean look up death clocks. Our lives certainly seem to be worth quite a lot. If you can sell your time quickly you cash out even faster.

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“can do it more directly more easily”.

Jep, I guess it’s easy to work the most dangerous job you can have. That’s why especially people in wealthy countries do it. Because it’s direct easy money…

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8 points

I think they were referring to selling pictures of themselves. I didn’t really get the joke of OPs image at first, but from the context of the comments it’s about selling feet pics lol

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it’s not the oldest profession, if you’re willing to exchange something for a resource, the actual first job is obtaining that resource.

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Well, I think they weren’t counting gathering/hunting for self-sustenance. It’s like how other primates trade food for sex. Or the chimps that turned to prostitution as soon as they were introduced to symbolic money

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Two things can be true

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17 points

And the first resource was…

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9 points

I’d argue the earliest humans probably traded sex for protection via having a partner, which isn’t a resource or really a job anymore than “husband” would be considered a job.

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6 points

i bet you’re fun at parties.

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the douchebags constantly spewing “prostitution is the oldest profession” at parties are a riot though, my god, the new ideas they bring to the table, wooo

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48 points

Where are all these people at? You want to pay my rent in exchange for pictures of my feet, we can deal.

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13 points

So, are you sitting down? There’s this new thing called “the Internet”. Have you checked there? Shouldn’t be too challenging, I expect — unless you’re related to the cabbage patch kid above.

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21 points

Their point, obviously, is that average Joe can’t just post a picture of their feet on instagram and get money for that.

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1 point

The average Joanne also can’t do that.

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My point is that the “average Joe” can if they get off their average ass and find that niche where their assumedly average parts are worthy of above-average pay. It’s literally the least that’s expected of such an endeavor .🤌🏼

Yeah, that’s it: downvote so we know simple math hurts your brain. Genius. 🤣🤌🏼

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They are no where. It’s a typical misogynists theory that all women can easily make money with Onlyfans and have people paying their rent.

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