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They’d still be banned in Washington State as of January 2024.

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hilarious. kinda feels like it would work.

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This article title could legitimately make me “eat the onion” if I hadnt noticed the thread name its that good

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Imagine having to watch an ad before reloading

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To reload please drink verification can

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Please solve the captcha before firing your next shot

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Or having to buy the ammo strictly through the tiktok shop

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They joke, but it would likely work. Become a defense contractor and the US government will let you do anything

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But just “making rifles” doesn’t make you a defense contractor without a contract to supply America’s “defenses” with arms. And if they’re made outside the US they’ll be subject to import laws and could be blocked that way like Russian guns.

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And they really do mean anything. They’re even allowed to assassinate potential whistleblowers.

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