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TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles(newsthump.com)

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SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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Takes off safety

Annoying tiktok voice: “You won’t believe what happens next!”

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NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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“My Husband…”

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renrenPDX@lemmy.world
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I hate that I can say this out loud perfectly.

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Flax@feddit.uk
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shoots someone by accident

“Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no!”

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SpikesOtherDog@ani.social
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Ate the Onion for one whole second.

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Flax@feddit.uk
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Imagine having to watch an ad before reloading

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LifeOfChance@lemmy.world
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Or having to buy the ammo strictly through the tiktok shop

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hydroptic@sopuli.xyz
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To reload please drink verification can

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Flax@feddit.uk
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Please solve the captcha before firing your next shot

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HubertManne@kbin.social
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hilarious. kinda feels like it would work.

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Elise@beehaw.org
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With the sniper rifles you hear the tok before the tik.

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