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TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles(newsthump.com)

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SpikesOtherDog@ani.social
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Ate the Onion for one whole second.

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SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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Takes off safety

Annoying tiktok voice: “You won’t believe what happens next!”

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NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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“My Husband…”

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renrenPDX@lemmy.world
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I hate that I can say this out loud perfectly.

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Flax@feddit.uk
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shoots someone by accident

“Oh no! Oh no! Oh no no no no no!”

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reddit_sux@iusearchlinux.fyi
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I can see this happening…

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Linkerbaan@lemmy.world
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Does the sound alternate for each round

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Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world
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That headline slays like a lonely white guy in a grade school

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