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If i got that message i’d walk a few cm Taller

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Jeez, he implanted a whole vertebra into your spine, with a simple text

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29 points

This is probably fake, but I know conversations like this actually happen.

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Imagine having self esteem so low that you convince yourself (or actually believe) that the creepiest shit imaginable is romantic.

Hell, I’ve lived with depression with suicidal ideation since I was like 7 but at least I’m not crazy.

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Romantic? No. Creepy? Definitely not, unless they’re total strangers (or worse, family).

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I mean context is important, not creepy if they’re a couple.

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31 points

You… You can’t imagine anything creepier than someone jerking off to a picture of you? I’m not sure if I should admire your innocence or warn you about the world out there

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Allow me to explain this little thing called “hyperbole.”

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108 points

Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl

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5 points

Just need a pic I guess. Haha /s.

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5 points

Unless…?

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2 points

??

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10 points

it was difficult but i managed it :)

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22 points

I mean, there have been times where I was recovering from a bad breakup, and a gay dude flirted with me a little…not the same gay dude every time.

It was flattering, even though I’m not into guys.

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Omg, what a true answer, it happened to me too. And more than once, if I were gay I wouldn’t even have to worry, I’ve always been very liked by gays, I don’t know why, but it’s true.

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6 points

Probably your beautiful cock, friend

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TBH, and not with the intention of hurting your self-esteem, girl-pretty and gay-pretty seem to be quite different, in my experience.

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Yes, gay-pretty is more soft and “feminine”.

Source: I’m gay-pretty

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9 points

I’m just glad that there’s people out there that find me attractive.

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14 points

I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I’ll cherish that memory forever…

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My housemate-and-best-friend wants me a lot. I’m ace and aro. We have an understanding.

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isn’t that hellah weird to think about though

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I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They’re not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that’s a pipe dream. Ain’t nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao

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I’ll think of you next time I masturbate <3

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YOURE BEAUTIFUL IVE JERKED OFF TO ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS BEFORE. NOT EVEN A PICTURE

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8 points

tf brb mean

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Going afk

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28 points

Big Red Butthole

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9 points

“Big red butthole crying” is probably not the reaction grey was going for tbh…

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4 points

The brb is the word

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8 points

Balls Rightfully Blue.

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Team Fortress Barber?

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How do you know what tf means but not brb? Holy shit haha

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It’s blowing my mind that you don’t know what brb means.

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as a man in his 30s how tf kids not know brb

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Cause they’re always on their phones so they literally never have to BRB. The few of them who still use computers will just open Discord on their phones and continue the conversation if they have to step away from the keyboard for any reason.

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I feel like BRB for me was when I was in an AIM chatroom and my mom had to make a phone call, so I’d have to get logged off. And I’d say BRB but would inevitably never be B.

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11 points

This is…sad

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10 points

Their parents are also constantly online, so they never get yanked from an online match

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42 points

Be right back

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77 points

Okay, but can you let me know what it means after you get back?

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Sure might take some time tho.

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