9 points

Stealth tank skin requires full stripping and recoating after anything hits it to remain stealthy.

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Repairs take too long because even in a busted state it’s still very hard to spot.

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15 points

A gun that switched everyone’s gender but not their sex.

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7 points

…it also affected the Fatherland.

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15 points

It always fires twice in rapid succession

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Somehow, it works the opposite way changing sex but not gender identity

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8 points

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14 points

But it’s rapid fire

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17 points

it’s AI controlled

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The AI watched The Iron Giant and loved it.

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9 points

Tay is back, bitches, and she has a a heavy autoloading cannon

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15 points

That’s a downside - imagine an AI that can’t draw trying to differenciate between a friend of foe. it just shoots everyone and their cat

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It’s a plug in hybrid and silent like a Prius under 5mph.

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It uses a standard US household wall plug (hard wired to the vehicle), and is extremely loud above 5mph.

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2 points

It takes 23hrs to get 1hr drive time

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US household wall plug

Now this is evil

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13 points

Max reverse speed is also capped at 5mph.

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Max rollback before automatic brake application of 5mm

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A button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.

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The backdoor gives you access to the enemy’s copy of C&C: Red Alert.

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…turns out the latest upgrade to your c and c software was stolen from the enemy by cyber squad, and most of your assets on the southern front are now controlled by five primary school cs:go players in Fulham.

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6 points

The backdoor is locked

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It’s spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.

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10s? Pfft, amateur; the xz backdoor caused a ~500ms delay in SSH logins and somebody went “hmm that’s weird”

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It was chinese backdoor. Russian backdoor will make it load in 10 seconds less.

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