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A Knife which looks like a Gun but is also A Gun which looks like a Knife.

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They make: open wagons, flat wagons, tank cars and tanks.

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Quantum Tunneling Neutron Cluster Railgun capable of assassinating a target from the opposite side of the earth at slightly less than the speed of light.

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Aliens already have that technology, and they’re determined to prevent any other species from developing it. They zap your prototype and research facility from orbit.

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Good luck aiming.

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Has the power requirement of the sun though.

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In the palm of my hand?

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Main problem is nobody made optics that can see to the opposite side of the planet. Personally, I think we should just take the direct route and fire it through the planet but the egghead sciency types keep complaining about “destabilizing the earths crust”. Whatever that means.

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That’s actually not a bad downside, it still pierces literally any armor if you can guess the distance and point it at the target by sight. I’ll take 5,000 for $6.4 Million each, send the invoice to Congress.

Imagine taking shots in the dark at the Kremlin and exploding random furniture and windows. Putin: “That’s the third time this week, we have to move offices around again.”

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It’s the battleship approach to assassinate. B, 5 couch explodes! E, 7 lamp detonate! G, 3 oh no, you sunk my dictator!

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a hydrogen powered artillery cannon with 2 kamikazi drones equipped

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fuel tank cracks when the gun fires

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The hydrogen can only be inserted in solid form by hand

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i thought someone wad going to do something with the drones

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Robotic Christopher Walken.

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… oh, did you want him gigantic, or armored, or something?

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Can’t walk

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Christopher Rollin.

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The wheels oxidize when any dirt particle contacts it absolutely destroys it

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He just wants to be… …human

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