72 points

Its only stealthy at night (they just painted it black)

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They forgot to take the LED lights off.

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7 points

It’s to be stealthy during day

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47 points

A rifle scope that can see through walls.

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It does this by ‘inverting’ what can be seen through.

It can’t see through air.

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14 points

You win

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27 points

It has a negative magnification: it’s a fisheye lens.

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8 points

My personal winner

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3 points

Fisheye lens is fractional magnification, negative magnification is mirror

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2 points

Thanks for the correction!

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9 points

It only works if it’s pointed toward Chernobyl

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Granted. The scope can see though a wall after you penetrate it with bullets (the wall, not the scope).

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23 points

You can see through more than walls, you can see through everything! …so all you can see is the empty void

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3 points

Rifle can’t shoot through walls.

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17 points

it’s AI controlled

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6 points

The AI watched The Iron Giant and loved it.

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15 points

That’s a downside - imagine an AI that can’t draw trying to differenciate between a friend of foe. it just shoots everyone and their cat

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9 points

Tay is back, bitches, and she has a a heavy autoloading cannon

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28 points

An APC that only needs the power of the sun to run; no fuels.

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11 points

It can only move 1 inch per hour.

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29 points

The battery for the solar panels is so big, there’s only space for a driver and one passenger

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38 points

Armored Person Carrier

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47 points

It needs the power of the whole Sun

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5 points

Solar panels are not armored.

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6 points

Granted. It’s a wagon train.

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7 points

It needs an actual sun inside.

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20 points

It’s a plug in hybrid and silent like a Prius under 5mph.

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32 points

It uses a standard US household wall plug (hard wired to the vehicle), and is extremely loud above 5mph.

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3 points

US household wall plug

Now this is evil

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2 points

It takes 23hrs to get 1hr drive time

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13 points

Max reverse speed is also capped at 5mph.

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2 points

Max rollback before automatic brake application of 5mm

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