124 points

Ahh, but in Star Wars, “Light Speed” is exactly as fast as the plot demands. Checkmate, science dorks!

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In Starwars they travel through hyperspace, hitting light speed is how you get into it!

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48 points

I just assumed light speed was a colloquialism for hyperdrive.

At any rate, hyperdrive blows warp out of the water in raw speed. A trip across the galaxy is just a few days. The downside is that you’re pretty much limited to already charted safe routes unless you want to test your luck with potential ship-killing hazards that can’t be detected before hitting them.

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30 points

Y’all noobs don’t even have guild navigators.

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15 points

It’s both. I think “jumping to lightspeed” is an in-universe misnomer for jumping to Hyperspace. Han Solo misuses the terminology the first time we’re introduced to the concept (so does Kenobi, for that matter), but in that same scene he does make a distinction between lightspeed and hyperspace. The ship still needs to accelerate to something very close to light speed to slip into the parallel hyperspace dimension, so it kinda tracks between the two concepts.

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12 points

You also can’t leave or enter the galaxy Star Wars takes place in, except for a small perforation called Vector Prime. There’s a galactic barrier in place that causes hyperspace to just kinda…stop working.

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10 points

But nothing beats Discovery’s mushroom drive (incidentally that’s also what the writers had before writing it).

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6 points

Wanna make your own hyper space jump not using hyper space lanes? Bring one of the talented young ladies of Thrawns species, you will be fine until said young lady is no longer young

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“The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds, without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. So you’re never sure where you’ll end up or even what species you’ll be when you get there. It’s therefore important to dress accordingly. The Drive was invented following research into finite improbability often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess’s undergarments leap one foot to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many physicists said they wouldn’t stand for that sort of thing, partly because it debased science, but mostly because they didn’t get invited to those sort of parties.” Hitchhiker’s Guide

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I know a lot of die-hard fans have a lot of problems with the movie but personally I love it, especially these narrated animated bits.

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17 points

People were mad it didn’t follow the book when Adam’s was very insistent all versions of Hitchhiker’s should be different.

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9 points

Yeah. The radio play, books, TV series, and film were all different.

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6 points

He even wrote most of the movie. Including the bits that really pissed off book fans.

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5 points

I was mad that they removed all the good jokes

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11 points

Absolutely. And Stephen Fry, for all his faults, does a great job narrating.

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7 points

What are his faults?

Genuine question.

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8 points

I can’t read anything from the Hitchhikers Guide without reading it in the authors voice

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5 points

I thought the answer was 42

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75 points

But Ludicrous Speed is supreme to all other speeds. The Plaid Life is the life for me.

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17 points

What’s the matter, Colonel? Chicken?!

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You sure buddy? I saw some plaid speed, and all it had was some concussions. You know what happens at warp 10?

Lizard. Fuckin.

Come at me with this plaid shit when janeway goes all reptile style on ya. Until then, we know it’s “Paris or bust.”

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54 points

It could be the 40K fan in me, but warp speed sounds like a drug the inquisiton should take a look at.

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18 points

You’re thinking of the acid drive

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5 points

Also totally sounds like a drug you could gland in The Culture

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The ship is actually not even moving. Space moves around the ship.

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18 points

In United Federation of Planets, space move around ship.

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