It’s a multiverse.
Shirtiverse. You can imagine the dimensions clashing crossover where they team up.
So you’re The Rock in the grey-green t-shirt.
Ah you’re The Rock in the short-sleeved grey-green shirt.
Let’s swap tops to confuse our enemies!
There is only one rock movie, it just has a lot of breaks between arcs.
it doesnt matter…
NGL the new Jumanji movies are way better than they have any right to be.
A drop of water in a desert of cash-grab remakes that are significantly worse than the originals because everyone in production knows it’s a cash grab and has no creative input other than pumping another one out.
Yeah, but I often wonder if this has more to do with the original coming out during my childhood?
Nah, it’s probably Robin Williams that makes the OG so good.
I do think Robin Williams carries a lot of weight for that movie…but most is the rose-tinted nostalgia goggles. Not saying it was a bad movie by any means.
New ones are Johnson/Hart buddy duo with Jack Black sprinkled on top. That’s quite a team and it’s really hard to compare to just Robin.
What I love about The Rock: he’s only got, like, three facial expressions and I don’t even care - I know he’s gonna make it worth it to watch him anyway! :D
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