38 points

What a total miss. Picard needed a tea blend and they should have launched with Janeway’s coffee.

I’m. I. Why??

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And Tuvix could be a limited availability blend. ☕️

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2 points

For real! I want coffee that makes my eyes do this:

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@Blackout @cybervseas @ValueSubtracted
I don’t know. That expression looks like surprise to me. I’m not sure I want my morning coffee to surprise me.

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Captains choice, yet it’s Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the true coffee captain.

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14 points

Just give them money they paid for the picture of the thing you like

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2 points

But… I don’t like that one…

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5 points

Seriously! What an outrageous decision

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22 points

Jesus wept

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22 points

There’s coffee in that cash grab.

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3 points

10/10 should have used that for the post title!

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I don’t modify headlines because I have 🖖 in 🖖 teg 🖖 ri 🖖 ty 🖖.

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9 points

I don’t get the point of foods amd beverages as merchandise considering you can find a coffee that’s the same that will be cheaper and more avalible

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For real. I don’t want X brand coffee in a Spock package.

I want Spock flavored coffee.

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3 points

$17.99 for a 12 oz bag.

Not crazy expensive for premium coffee (if it is indeed that). But most will probably remain unopened as collector’s items anyway.

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I doubt it is that. It’s probably over-roasted garbage like most “gourmet” coffee.

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8 points

“Coffee. Black.” “Make it yourself!”

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Love that episode. The smartass replicator is often quoted in my family lol

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