If not, then what about rarely instead of never?

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I can guarantee that if you drank pure petroleum and ate quicklime then you would spend the rest of your life without worrying about farts.

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But if you sharted it’d be like napalm.

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In short, no. To explain: you have a bunch of beneficial bacteria living inside your digestive tract. These little guys help you digest your food, and in return they get a free meal. This basically means that the food you eat ferments into poo. Fermentation always results in gas being released (think how the plastic wrap on a bowl of dough can puff up as it proves.) So to sum it up, unless you drank a strict water-only diet, anything you eat can give you gas. (Even then, you would probably still naturally swallow some air with the water, and some would make it to the other end as a fart.)

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So we go to no pooping for 3 days to now someone wants to stop farting. What is going on here in lemmy?

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24 points

Butthole problems

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Ooo good band name

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That first guy went 3 days and then posted a follow-up looking for constipation relief.

Seems that opened the floodgates. 😏

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Our stop up the dam more likely.😹

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Neat fact: Late in WWII, Germany deployed a rocket fighter. This rocket could climb to 12K in a three minuets. Consequently, the pilots had to eat a special low fiber diet to prevent gas because the change in pressure caused severe intestinal distress.

Of course that was the least of the pilot’s problems. The Me163 was so crazy dangerous it made OceanGate look as safe as the Bank of England.

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This is precisely the answer I was looking for, though I didn’t know it when I asked. Thank you!

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Are you flying an ME163?

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There you go, lots of processed grains and low fiber proteins

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could climb to 12K in a three minuets

a traditional minuet is ~4 minutes long, assuming meters, that would be roughly 2400 Km/h average speed

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The Me163 was so crazy dangerous it made OceanGate look as safe as the Bank of England.

You’re just saying that because part of the fuel mixture would burst into flames when it came into contact with pretty much anything organic and had to he kept in aluminum containers because it would eat its way out of anything else.

And don’t forget that the other part of the fuel mixture would also burst into flames when it came on contact with pretty much anything organic and had to be kept in glass containers because it would eat through aluminum.

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bro is doing the 3 day no fart challenge 💀

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The thing is my family boils our own beans, and I’ve noticed everytime I eat canned ones, I fart a lot more, so something about those processed beans.

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If you get access to one of them electric pressure cookers, instead of having to soak them overnight they can be done in an hour

Also they come out real soft

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You mean you just straight pressure cook beans dried from the pack in an hour? Does it also work for giant beans? Got any recommendations on these electric pressure cookers?

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The magical fruit.

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