Baguettes can fuck right off. I don’t need bread that has razor sharp edges that cut the roof of my mouth up.
Oh mondieur. It was no other but Carl Rânsairè, the probably most unsuccessful chef of all time, who invented le pique-n’i-que. Work- and shelterless he put old shoe soles that he found on dry baguettes that he stole from the duck feeding seniors in the park, trying to sell them there. He died after he ate one of his creations. But his legacy remains
Blows my mind that anyone thinks that fried chicken or mac and cheese belong at a picnic. They’d get cold!
There are a lot of weirdos who think cold fried chicken is great. I had a roommate who ate it right out of the fridge. Never underestimate the infinite diversity of bad taste.
Good fried chicken can be great cold, especially if you properly store it in the fridge to minimize how much moisture it absorbs. Mediocre or bad fried chicken is awful cold thought.
My wife takes fresh hot pizza and puts it in the fridge to get cold first before eating it.
I’d take most cold fried chicken over microwaved fried chicken if that’s all you’ve got to reheat it.
Fried chicken is a great picnic food, since it is delicious hot or cold.
Mac and cheese, though… God no. Give me a nice macaroni salad instead.
What the fuck’s a movie meal?
Tis customary to have a baguette and cheese while enjoying a movie at the theatre
Food that is shown but never eaten. It’s like the opposite of a Chekov Gun.
Sandwiches belong at a picnic.
Bread makes sandwiches. Baguettes are bread, just French shaped.
Canada is founded on these principles.
