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Can we convince people to use the Oxford comma, if we spread that it’s anti-woke?

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And, have, people, write, like, this,? No thanks

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*No, thanks.

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No, thanks

FTFY

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Figures the Oxford comma opponent wouldn’t know how to use an Oxford comma.

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NERRRRRRRD FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

runs away quickly, falls down

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I think the implication might have been that stupid people will incorrectly use it overemphatically, not that he is against the comma itself, but i could be wrong

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Bet you learned English in the American south

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I did,

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… you mean, convince people not to use it?

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I think the implication is that people who are anti-woke are stupid so those are the ones you have to convince to use the Oxford comma since intelligent people already see the benefit.

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Intelligent people avoid being redundant, though. The and/or is a substitute for the Oxford comma.

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26 points

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Kate Christobek is not a fan of the Oxford comma

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I believe Kate adores it but felt disgusted by using it this time

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I use it the Oxford comma the truly correct way.

Situationally.

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I use it geographically.

You know what they say. When in Oxford…

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Can you describe a situation where an Oxford comma would be detrimental to a sentence?

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Mostly in script. Specifically with adjectives.

“I found myself surrounded by giant trees, massive ferns and strange mushrooms.”

If this line were to be spoken aloud, the last two subjects would not have a pause between them. It’s a picky me thing, to be honest. I’m extremely obsessive about grammar.

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It sounds wrong without the comma

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When it changes the meaning.

I went to dinner with two idiots, Donald Trump and Joe Biden.

Vs

I went to dinner with two idiots, Donald Trump, and Joe Biden.

If you intend for the reader to think you went to dinner with two people, treating the Oxford comma as mandatory is going to add ambiguity at best and change the meaning at worst.

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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point uses the comma the way you think it should be used

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My actual reaction. I’m still gonna use it, but blegh.

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I mean at the end of the day, Who Gives a Fuck About an Oxford Comma?

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Me.

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I’ve seen those English dramas too

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I do find issue with your capitalization, with Trump I find fault with his capitalization. Slight difference

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Vampire Weekend does! This is some deep nostalgia for me that you’ve just dug up.

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me, myself, and I

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Hitler introduced better protection for animals. I’m not going to say I like him, but I’m with him on this one.

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He also gave up his inheritance to his single mother sister. Overall his bad dominated his good and he deserved a humiliating death like Mussolini or Gaddafi, but there was some good there.

Though it’s interesting that Trump’s “good” is a grammar preference. Trump isn’t more bad than Hitler but he might be less good.

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That last sentence… I haven’t thought about that, but you might be right.

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Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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Sometimes even a calculator can be a clock!

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What time is it?

8008135

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It’s always 8008135 o’clock somewhere.

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Real ones know it’s 5318008

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What’s the point that’s been made? Can’t tell from the… Article.

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