58 points

Oh boy here I go killing again

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How do you feel about sand?

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angry slaughter sounds

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51 points

… but you’re far too lazy for it

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Yeah, like I’m not even motivated enough to go to the grocery store most of the time, I’m definitely not working up the energy to pick a victim, plan a whole murder, do a whole murder, hide evidence, go home, and then do it all again later. That’s basically a second job.

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im glad we have the internet to distract serial killers now. imagine if you had to be home alone and bored

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Oh, thank goodness, I thought I was a good person for a second…turns out I’m just lazy!!!

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Look I’d like to go on a killing spree, but someone just uploaded an 8 hour synopsis of a kids cartoon I haven’t seen decades and I must watch it.

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The worry that someone would get murdered and they’d pin it on me because I’m a fucking weirdo loner and wouldn’t have an alibi because I was always at home by myself was a non-negligible part of why I started making an effort to socialize more.

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Just install security cameras showing you were always home

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I want to get a bodycam, but I am not sure how people would respond to that. Should be pretty legal in public spaces, but still…

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Probably depends where you live. In a big city I don’t think anyone would bat an eye, but in a small town in rural nowhere people would probably get upset right away.

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Just remember the public’s reaction to Google Glass and you’ll get the idea.

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So anyway, I started blasting

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Here I go again on my own Going down the only road I’ve ever known Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone And I’ve made up my mind I ain’t wasting no more time.

What did you think this song was about?

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