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Grab the “2 random pills” and the “duplicate anything you own once” pill. Duplicate the “2 random pills” pill with the duplicate pill and eat both “2 random pills” pill and have 4 absolutely random abilities.

Hopefully it’s pure chaos

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“2 random pills” and shoebox pill. Take the shoebox pill, get a shoebox filled with the 2 random pills (since you got one they became “real”). Grab a big handful of pills and swallow.

Others (in case you don’t want to collapse civilization or piss gasoline):

  • Shoebox + any question = practically unlimited questions. Plus the first one should be something like “how can I achieve maximum happiness (in an easy way where current me would be comfortable with the results)?” and you can ask variations to get a clearer answer since you have practically unlimited ones. Only drawback is if “single-use” really means the duplicates don’t do anything.

  • Shoebox + groundhog day = probably get to live >10000 years (unless “single-use” prevents that)

  • Shoebox + pi money = practically unlimited money, no “single use” issue

  • Shoebox + kill one person = Death Note

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Shoebox glitch is way overpowered, nice one.

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Shoebox is a nice idea, but now I’m wondering how big the pills would be…

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You win this round! Although a shoebox of Groundhog Day pills is probably hell. At least you get to choose to each each subsequent pill.

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Sell them. You’ll make more than $4M, if you don’t get killed for it

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So what would shoebox + collapse civilization look like? Meteor storm of world ending asteroids? Collapse all civilizations for the next 10000 years? Start destroying alien civilizations?

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I am assuming the shoebox can only contain one item,

you could get one duplication pill + shoebox with duplication pill = infinite duplication pills

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Shoebox full of shoebox pills. Shoebox pill is overpowered.

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I threw a dice and got:

  • your left pocket is constantly full of coarse sand
  • chocolate has all the vitamins and minerals you need to live
  • grass points to you
  • teleport to the closest beach at any time
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I accept all these magical abilities. Time to be a beach bum that thrives on chocolate and chocolate alone!

Actually, could my pocket make a new beach!?!?

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7 points

based binding of Isaac player

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I think the 2 random pills is an auto-redeem so you’re rolling dice on collapsing civilization and strawberry flavor.

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That sounds like a delicious risk to me! Strawberry flavored destruction. Actually, why don’t villains flavor their creations?

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This is the way

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Who thought pale yellow was the right colour, to use on a white background?

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“All Mountain Dew is free at stores for you”

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5 points

Gonna need a pill to read that one and the light green.

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I think thats the reason I chose black. Its somehow the brightest color

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Thank you. Now I can actually read some of them.

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9 points

The others not anymore though.

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3 points

Oh, right.

It’s taco commercial time. Why not have both?

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Take showbox pill, order box full of all pill on picture. Take duplicate pill.

Duplicate shoebox. Take duplicate pill from shoebox. Repeat until satisfied.

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Brilliant

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This is the correct answer

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It only duplicates a single item. No things inside of other things. (At least, that’s how I would do it).

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what happens if I glue pills to the box, are they one item now? and if they are sewn together? if if the box is shredded and reglued, do I gets shreds, shreds + glue or intact box? what If I recycle a new box from the fibers of the original and add the pills in it, can I duplicate the pills now?

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That’s a good question and I guess you’d have to try it and find out. I’d personally allow it if the person claimed that the glued-on pill was a decoration or something and therefore part of the box now. Trying to get around the rules for its own sake is a no-go, but if you make a plausible effort to sell it I’d say it’s acceptable.

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I think they’re only duplicating the new shoebox pill.

The initial shoebox is filled with all the pills from list, including a new shoebox pill and a new duplicate pill. In fact the duplication pill is reduant so long as you always use the new shoebox pill to get another box of pills.

The duplication pill is still good to make backup shoebox pills. You don’t want to rely on the one and accidently use it on something else, breaking the infinite loop.

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Oh yeah, I forgot that the shoebox pill can essentially summon anything that actually exists in it. HOWEVER, I would take the “take 2” instruction as a kind of wish limiter, meaning that any other duplicated pills you took after the first 2 wouldn’t work. Ixnay on the wishing for more wishes! But take shoebox pill, wish for shoebox full of something valuable, take dupicate pill, duplicate shoebox would be smart.

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I am gonna be real with you guys

  • get 10% more sleep per sleep

And

  • both nostrils always work

Is this what getting older does to me?

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I’m currently left-breathing and laying in bed postponing the inevitable. I feel you.

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How do you cure aging would fix both I guess

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