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We can stop future generations from breeding today! Traumatize your children until the idea of having children becomes unbearable for them.

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Worked for me! (I’m the child)

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You’re not the only one!

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You have to promise them a some kind of made up dream but make it clear they can never attain it.

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Oh God, my parents (accidentally) did that with me.

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Your parents are billionaire oligarchs who rely on the status quo for cheap labor by forcing ridiculous work schedules, ever increasing rents, and record profits for basic necessities?

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Aww fuck, is that what does it?

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When your great grandpa has an Asian fetish

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It’s okay to date Asian women, it’s not a fetish to think Asian women are (or at least can be) beautiful.

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But its also okay to have an asian fetish

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Okay, good, because I totally do.

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Fully agree, sorry if this came off disrespectful. I just thought it was funny lol

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Don’t be sorry. Grandpa clearly has the yellow fever.

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Oh hey. It’s my mom saying “who in their right mind would publish anything you wrote?” after showing her my prize money from Reader’s Digest for Teens from when they published a short story I wrote. 😬

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We would love to read it if you still have it.

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I mean…we don’t know the kid isn’t stupid…

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Also feelings of hate are valid. You can’t just invalidate a person’s emotions.

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Honestly its bullying if you try and stop him.

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The solution is for the kid to not be a fucking idiot then maybe the father will love him.

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Here I was (before reading the bottom line), thinking this was a comic about Elon musk trying to radicalize the next generation…

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