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Does that mean he’ll be the first person to be officially #blessed?

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He’s already #blessed since 2020, by the catholic church. That’s a precondition to becoming a saint.

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He’ll quite possibly be the first Saint to have the porn stash on his hard drive or phone thoroughly reviewed and analyzed by theology students.

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Soon hundreds of churches will claim to have a genuine fragment of his fidget spinner.

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And be cured of diseases after reading his old Myspace account

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Behold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!

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Although Acutis’ parents were not religious, the young boy’s faith was nurtured by his Polish nanny

we’re sorry

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Wait. What was she polishing?

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delete your account

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Awwww…🥺

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What a load of utter bullshit xD

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But is it any more bullshit than any other saint? I don’t think it is.

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In a sense, yes. All those other fuckers are a distant past when people were dumber and the Catholic church was a global political power.

At least to me it’s more acceptable that they did it to maintain control over a whole continent, that’s human behaviour and perfectly understandable, even if shitty. But this here is worse because there’s no other reason than people truly believing in it.

I’m kinda afraid when I’m surrounded by psychos whose imaginary all-powerful friend tells them what to do and who believe a random dead dude did a miracle.

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At a quick, manual count the roman catholic church has canonized about 40 new saints since 2000. Not all those other fuckers are in the distant past ;-)

I hear you, but I still think that the idea of the church and saints hasn’t gotten any worse: it’s “just” that the rest of the world has moved on when they haven’t (which is basically their founding principle).

Or put differently: saints haven’t gotten stupider, but our standards have changed.

Edit: I have to put my own point into relation: the only saints that actually lived in the 21st century from that list seem to be a pope and 21 IS beheading victims, so yeah, even among those recently canonized saints a huge chunk has bean dead for 100+ years.

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According to tradition, Saint Bartholomew was flayed alive and then beheaded.

I’m just saying, saint standards have dropped.

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Traditionally you had to wait like a century as well.

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I guess the tech bro mantra of “move fast and break things” has reached the Vatican?

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Dude made a website. I would think the 70 yearolds were impressed that the guy was the first person to be good with computers

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