65 points

Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.

From your most photogenic swimmer.

permalink
report
reply
24 points

“Damn, look at the tail on that one!”

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

Even in the old school way, this postcard is incorrect. The winner is rarely the fastest swimmer, as several sperm arrive at the egg before a single one is allowed inside.

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

Yeah, the egg decides who gets let in. “Happy Father’s Day from your most attractive (to Mom’s egg) swimmer”

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Just saying, approximately 10% of IVF babies don’t have the genetics they think they do…

permalink
report
parent
reply
48 points

For the cheap and lazy.

permalink
report
reply
29 points

Not an expert but I don’t think it’s as simple as “fastest swimmer”.

permalink
report
reply
22 points

And people forget that we’re also the egg.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

The egg is actually the major part of it (mitochondria?)

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points

Yes, the mitochondria and all the other organelles. We’re mostly egg.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

No no, people don’t forget the egg, it’s just that the egg is just a bloody smear without the magic serum.

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

And the serum is just a stain in your sock without the magic egg.

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

The one that happened to show up when the mob made an opening*

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Thr ovulo selects the sperm and open the door for it.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points

Actually, the fastest swimmer bangs his head on the egg’s shell and gets none.

permalink
report
reply
8 points

Second sperm gets the yolk

permalink
report
parent
reply
13 points

“You came for me, Dad.”

permalink
report
reply

Lemmy Shitpost

!lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Community stats

  • 14K

    Monthly active users

  • 11K

    Posts

  • 256K

    Comments