edit: I have changed my title to match the new NYTimes headline. Sorry about the all caps, I guess they are really excited about this lol

Also shoutout to @SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone who shared a gift article link in the comments. I hope you don’t mind but I kinda stole it and updated the post

164 points

Guilty on all 34 counts!

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87 points

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41 points

God damn it, don’t take my job away from me!

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33 points

Today we’re all flying high, Squid

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14 points

We are all sad trombone players on this blessed day.

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11 points

Sorry, couldn’t help it. Still, break out the Andorian ale!

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2 points

Hey, you stole it in the first place.

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78 points

Translation: republicans rigged 2016 election to usurp power, stole 3 Supreme Court seats, passed illegitimate tax cuts for ultra rich, and committed violent insurrection when public legitimately tried to remove them from power.

Every. Single. Republican. Is. Guilty. By. Association.

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That’s completely incorrect.

Trump was convicted of 34 counts of falsifying business records. These were the charges in the NY “hush money” trial only.

Here’s a handy tracker for the other cases from the Associated Press.

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29 points

falsifying business records

To influence the outcome of the 2016 election.

He didn’t decisively win, it’s not inaccurate to deduce from this conviction that the 2016 election was stolen

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18 points

So what happens now?

Fines? Community service? Jail? Nothing?

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36 points

He’ll get 34 slaps on the wrist then become our president for a term that doesn’t end until he dies

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34 felonies?

Good one. There will be riots in the fucking streets lmao

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1 point

Challenge accepted? 😶

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20 points

Won’t know till July when sentencing happens.

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18 points

Most likely, fines that he’ll pay for with cultist money.

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4 points

What I was looking for - thanks

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149 points

This is only the tip of the iceberg. Trump is a fucking convicted felon and a serial rapist. Fuck him. Now on to sentencing.

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87 points

There may have been some light treason also

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24 points

Who among us has never committed a tiny bit of light treason though…

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10 points

I have a confession… I never said the Pledge of Allegiance. I always just mouthed watermelon and put my left hand over the wrong side… Republicans probably think I’m more treasonous than Trump.

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6 points

Just a smidge.

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2 points

I just about said “as long as there’s no barrotry” but I’m not 100% convinced he hasn’t done that now too…

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1 point

Steady as a rock!

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14 points

The sentence for him will likely be akin to a wrist slap.

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9 points

Could be the initial breach in the dam. If this knocks Cannon off the bench, that classified docs case should be enough to bury him under the prison.

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6 points

How could this knock Cannon off the bench? I haven’t heard anything about that yet but if it’s a realistic possibility that’s a sweet ass cherry on top

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5 points

And here I thought impeachment was the initial breach in the dam. All this guy’s political career, people have been assuring me “This is it, he’s toast.”

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Dammit. My erection was just going down and now you gotta talk dirty like this?

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8 points

I’m not so sure…

I went into this trial knowing that it was the least of Trump’s crimes and thinking that some brainwashed cultist would turn it into a hung jury. I was wrong, and instead we ended up with 34 consecutive guilty verdicts in less than 12 hours.

Now Trump is going to be sentenced by a judge who he has repeatedly called disgraceful and corrupt after weeks of sleep shitting through the trial. He has shown zero remorse and zero respect for the law. So other than the mythology of Teflon Don, why should the judge sentence him with anything less than he deserves?

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118 points

If he is guilty on even a single count, the former president and the presumptive republican nominee for the White House will not be able to vote for himself

What a shit show the Republican party has become.

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Apparently, assuming he’s voting in Florida, for an out of state felony they use the other state’s rules to determine if he can vote. For New York, you can vote unless you are in prison for a felony (people on parole can vote). So unfortunately unless he’s thrown in jail, he’ll probably be able to vote for himself in Florida.

https://www.aclufl.org/sites/default/files/field_documents/florida_voting_rights_amendment_4_one_pager_august_2022_final.pdf

But hey maybe he goes to jail for something finally. That’d be nice.

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21 points

Fuck prisoner disenfranchisement. Adult citizens should be able to vote, full stop. Even a treasonous scumbag fascist racist felon like trump.

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11 points

Rich people, and politicians, don’t go to jail in America.

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8 points

Well they certainly have a leg up and don’t go to jail as often as they should, politicians do go to jail sometimes. Easy to find federal politicians that have on this list:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_federal_politicians_convicted_of_crimes

But yeah I’ll be surprised if Trump ever actually ends up behind bars.

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22 points

#34 out of 34!

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5 points

Unless there is an appeal before November

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Shitshow, definitely.

But apparently he can vote if he is done serving the punishment. So, if the punishment is a fine and he pays the fine, Florida can (and probably will) reinstate his right to vote.

It depends on the punishment and when he’ll be able to complete the punishment.

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Guilty on the first count.

Edit: Counts 2~34 guilty.

We got a total sweep.

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42 points

🧹🧹🧹

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21 points

Did you make this mockup or has the current state of American legal reporting devolved into a Sportsnet style scoreboard?

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22 points

American legal reporting devolved into a Sportsnet style scoreboard?

How else are we supposed to understand it? Go away, I’m batin.

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10 points

Looks just like CSPAN vote charts. You thinking of sports is you.

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4 points

Has always been, even without the graphics. The adversarial system makes it a competition with a scoreboard

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2 points

It’s because that’s the level the average American can understand.

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