Damn morning people, idk why we night folks let them define things like business hours, we could have had everything opening at like 2PM instead :/
One day night we’ll take it back…
Oh we’re all going nocturnal with this climate. It will be necessary. Maybe subterranean, too.
Cause us morning people can’t stay up past 10 without significant effort!!
I hate waking up at 11. Always feels like your day just flies by.
My best case is having about 20-24 hour long waking part of the day and then 7-10 hours of sleep. We need to slow this planet tf down, why rotate so fast!?
Me laying in bed wondering if they smell the jizz.
Sometimes it’s hard to smell something that’s all over you, you don’t know till you take a shower and go back to your room that you stank af
I always suggest airing out your room while you shower
I wash my sheets once a year whether they need it or not so that’s not a problem in my world.
Then the dog comes in, and smells a snack he can lick up, while you try to keep them away, and play it off cool…but that dog REALLY wants that snack!
And thats when your friends walk into you getting an unwanted bj from a dog, and everybody is like “OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!”
And you’re like “wait, no, I can explain!!!”
I’m imagining it like it could have been a scene in “Theres something about mary”
My 6AM friends all start falling asleep around 9PM. Meanwhile, I’m awake until 2AM. There’s a place for night owls and society needs us.
6am friends could have also brought about world peace, but no, they had to wake up the 11am friend.
And not grab me an extra muffin or something to eat for breakfast…
Grab an extra plate for a bro if you gonna be awake that early anyway! You know you’re gonna need my ass to get everyone’s collective shit together at 1am, so we can all get back safely; why the disrespect for us “late wake’s”?
