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Wait do people actually not like celery? I eat it as a snack

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I think it’s fairly common to dislike raw celery.

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Put peanut butter in the crack and then it becomes a delicious snack.

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Out of context this means something very different.

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I fuckin love celery

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Yep me too, just crunching on raw celery is great with or without Peanut Butter and I also add it to smoothies

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4 points

There are apparently dozens of us!

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I really dislike celery. I just don’t like the texture and flavor. Yucky

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β€œCelery tastes like water” is somwthing people only say because they heard other people say it. It clearly does not

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Where the fuck are you getting spicy celery?

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I don’t know if I would call it spicy, been a long time since I had just celery though. But I am really sensitive to the taste of it.

Even if you chop it up small and cook it into something, for me it ruins a meal and gives it this horrible aftertaste. Probably best described as puke, that kinda acidic taste

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8 points

You may be allergic to it, because celery has zero spice.

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I think we’re back to the cucumber controversy. Or the mushroom one. Anyone being able to smell ants…?

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32 points

Celery is peak, fight me

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Love that crunchy boii

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Do I have to fight you? I agree with you.

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Celery stick sword fight.
Go!

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Rhubarb: now when you bit the water with hair in it, it tastes sour.

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My sole reason for wanting to try rhubarb pie is because of people who’ve had rhubarb saying how sour it is. I fucking love sour stuff, and celery. So hells yeah I want some rhubarb. I never see it around here though 😬

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Rhubarb pie is one of my favorite cakes. Try it if you get the chance!

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I want another slice of rhubarb tart.

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Isn’t rhubarb poisonous before cooking

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Its the leaves that have a lot of oxalic acid, the stems are edible raw, just utterly unpalateable. Although if you have a miracle berry first it is apparently delicious - https://youtu.be/hgvRoCY0hNA?t=10m26s

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You mentioning eating the stems raw made me think of it and instantly increased my saliva production. It’s not easily palatable, it’s intense, you’re right, but man is it good. I grew up on that stuff. Cracking that raw stem and munching it while doing gardening is a stimmy miracle

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nope, just the leaves.

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I don’t know how people eat it, it tastes so horrible

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You my friend are in a genetic minority. Sorry about that.

-god

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